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Do Not Be Ashamed…It’s Happened To Bankers, Lawyers, Cops and Happy Czech Oompa Loompas

I worked Seger and our Happy Hudler into the same post title, and talked about hookers without even having "hookers" as a phrase that will catch the spammers.  Of course, the ads here on KK should be interesting for a few days.

I digress. As usual.  Hey guess what Ryan Getzlaf's faceoff stats are through four games?

He's taken 92 faceoffs and won 0.

That's a lie but it's an educated lie.

The Wings have owned him.  Datsyuk has owned him.  Zetterberg: owned him. Andersson: owned him.  Gilchrist: owned him. 

By and large, he's done nothing.  By and larger, Z and our Russian Prince have been amazing.  Tough, tireless, terrific..just like Mitch would say (our delicate genius).  Corey Perry?

That little dumpster diver hasn't done dick. 

Two ways to look at that: Wings are dominating their best players, but still tied 2-2.  Or, Wings have held them down and that can't last for long. 

Either way, it's a good reason to just start pounding warm PBR right now.

Gary's starting this game at 8 on the West Coast. (NEVERMIND IT'S 7, I THOUGHT IT WAS 8.  SHIT.) Seriously, that's late even for those of us ON the West Coast.  You suckers have to stay up until at least 2. And you will. Every single one of you.

It's a Live Blog, bitches.  Take us to 6. Get us back to the Joe with a chance to clinch in front of that madhhouse. 

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MoreShoot's avatar

Mickey needs to shut his whore mouth

Posted by MoreShoot on 05/08/13 at 09:20 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

PP bitches

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 05/08/13 at 09:21 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

PP are you kidding?

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 05/08/13 at 09:21 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

The link works directly on the iPad as well.  Buffers pretty bad though that may be down to my POS wireless router.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where free agents no longer want to go. on 05/08/13 at 10:14 PM ET

No kidding, open in what, iTunes?

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 05/08/13 at 10:18 PM ET

Paste the link into a new Safari tab.  The second link VooX posted seems to be working perfectly.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 05/08/13 at 09:21 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Whiskey PP. Spending way too much time trying to just get out of our own zone

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 05/08/13 at 09:21 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

dET lOOKS rEADY tO pLAY, eH?

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 05/08/13 at 09:22 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Finally, the second unit PP settles in with 20 seconds left on the PP and gets one decent SOG.,

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 05/08/13 at 09:22 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

wow Brunner.  making the play from lying on your face.  excellent.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/08/13 at 09:22 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Paste the link into Safari and load it.  Mucho sexy.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 05/08/13 at 10:20 PM ET

wow thanks, I’ll keep that in mind, watching this one on the 27 inch iMac, looks incredible.

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 05/08/13 at 09:23 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

What the *#$%@& was that extra kick perry?

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 05/08/13 at 09:23 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Geebuz Lashoff - - fuch me, just tee it up for the Duck

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 05/08/13 at 09:23 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Ducks have a plan

Posted by MoreShoot on 05/08/13 at 09:23 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Get in the box you little bitch.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 05/08/13 at 09:23 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

damn, so close.

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 05/08/13 at 09:23 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Very weak call.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 05/08/13 at 09:23 PM ET

Mandingo's avatar

Great scoring chance for Kindl and he completely whiffs on it.

I’m seeing a lot of cute passing and not being hard on the puck.

Focus and f*cking engage or this is going to be over early.

Posted by Mandingo from The Garage on 05/08/13 at 09:24 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

some needs to take fairy behind the wood shed…

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 05/08/13 at 09:24 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Fairy.  What a piece of fuching shit.  Somebody break Fairy’s face.

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 05/08/13 at 09:24 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Perry is a douche. Call me Cap’n Obvious.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 05/08/13 at 09:24 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

I don’t believe Perry is kicking Jimmah’s Dong. What a girl!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 05/08/13 at 09:24 PM ET

Mandingo's avatar

YEah!

Posted by Mandingo from The Garage on 05/08/13 at 09:24 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Fuch yes.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 05/08/13 at 09:24 PM ET

Bent's avatar

MULE!!!!!

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 05/08/13 at 09:24 PM ET

pgoody's avatar

OMG Lashoff, and all these PPs early are not a good sign… not good

Posted by pgoody on 05/08/13 at 09:24 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Franzen bitches.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 05/08/13 at 09:24 PM ET

Primis's avatar

Mule.

Posted by Primis on 05/08/13 at 09:24 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

GOOAAALLL

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 05/08/13 at 09:24 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

MULE

fuch yes

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 05/08/13 at 09:24 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

MMMMMMMUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE

Posted by MoreShoot on 05/08/13 at 09:24 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Suck it Perry.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 05/08/13 at 09:25 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Mule!!!!!!!

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 05/08/13 at 09:25 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

MULEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

1-0

zipity-dooo

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 05/08/13 at 09:25 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Finally. Made them pay. Mule!!!!

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 05/08/13 at 09:25 PM ET

klank's avatar

keep it going boys.  keep it going.

Posted by klank from the finest hot tub in Marin on 05/08/13 at 09:25 PM ET

Primis's avatar

Hey guys remember when this was how DET used to make teams pay for penalties?

Posted by Primis on 05/08/13 at 09:25 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Call me Cap’n Obvious.

OK, Capt.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 05/08/13 at 09:25 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Mule! Brooooner helper!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 05/08/13 at 09:26 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Big E throwing some weight…. I love it.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 05/08/13 at 09:26 PM ET

Avatar

That was a veteran move by Howard. Now lets see if Perry loses his cool even more.

Posted by CJBear71 on 05/08/13 at 09:26 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

I think that the Anaheim fans think this is a basketball game…

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 05/08/13 at 09:26 PM ET

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