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Dinged Dong

I've said it before, way before many considered it appropriate to do so.

The Red Wings are a better team with that a strong dong in net, a dong belonging to James Tiberius Howard. A potent, dependable dong, a dong with staying power and strength and confidence.

But that dong can't stay strong. That's a problem modern medicine can't seem to fix.

So, that's a problem for the whole family.  

I don't like Petr Mrazek. I never have. Not personally, because I don't know him. I don't like his style.

But his style may pay dividends tonite as we face off against hockey's best team, managed by the guy who should be managing our team, if not for the ego of one Ken Holland. 

Maybe Mrazek's swagger does the trick tonite. Maybe he steals one, because a theft, another theft, is what we need.  We are not on par with this team, and that's ok. That's the cycle of life Holland has swirled us into.

One game, Petey. 

Then the dong comes back, ready to bring us all continued joy. 

Back to the vague mention I made of Steve Yzerman. I'm going to repeat a refrain.

Chris Ilitch needs to do something.  He needs, no matter what happens in June (and I do believe that month will feature a Tampa Cup), to offer the Yzerman family two things.

Money. Tens of millions of it  Power. All of it.

Bring the Captain home, Chris.

It's a Live Blog, bitches. LGRW. FKHASAP and HSYthissummer. 

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com