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Dinged Dong

I've said it before, way before many considered it appropriate to do so.

The Red Wings are a better team with that a strong dong in net, a dong belonging to James Tiberius Howard. A potent, dependable dong, a dong with staying power and strength and confidence.

But that dong can't stay strong. That's a problem modern medicine can't seem to fix.

So, that's a problem for the whole family.  

I don't like Petr Mrazek. I never have. Not personally, because I don't know him. I don't like his style.

But his style may pay dividends tonite as we face off against hockey's best team, managed by the guy who should be managing our team, if not for the ego of one Ken Holland. 

Maybe Mrazek's swagger does the trick tonite. Maybe he steals one, because a theft, another theft, is what we need.  We are not on par with this team, and that's ok. That's the cycle of life Holland has swirled us into.

One game, Petey. 

Then the dong comes back, ready to bring us all continued joy. 

Back to the vague mention I made of Steve Yzerman. I'm going to repeat a refrain.

Chris Ilitch needs to do something.  He needs, no matter what happens in June (and I do believe that month will feature a Tampa Cup), to offer the Yzerman family two things.

Money. Tens of millions of it  Power. All of it.

Bring the Captain home, Chris.

It's a Live Blog, bitches. LGRW. FKHASAP and HSYthissummer. 

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Little Redhead's avatar

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's Chair on 01/07/18 at 07:17 PM ET

Alan's avatar

LGRW!

Posted by Alan from Atlanta on 01/07/18 at 07:32 PM ET

Gary A$$ SUCK !!'s avatar

Hejsan Y’all !!

LGRW

Posted by Gary A$$ SUCK !! from Fort Myers, Florida on 01/07/18 at 07:53 PM ET

Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit's avatar

It’s Peter Tork. These announcers don’t do their homework. Sheesh!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit on 01/07/18 at 07:54 PM ET

Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit's avatar

wink  Winky! Mickey!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit on 01/07/18 at 08:02 PM ET

ilovehomers's avatar

Poor Petey the back up doesnt get to play as often as Howie.


Awwwwwwwwwww

Posted by ilovehomers on 01/07/18 at 08:02 PM ET

Grampy504's avatar

C’mon Wings, gimme 5!

LGRW

Posted by Grampy504 on 01/07/18 at 08:02 PM ET

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2 points

LGRW

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 01/07/18 at 08:04 PM ET

tkfergy's avatar

I thought The Captian’s contract was up after the 2018-2019 season.

Posted by tkfergy on 01/07/18 at 08:09 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Howdy bitches. Here’s to keeping it goin with a sore dong sitting it out. Hoping the razor is sharp tonight with the rust grinded off. LGRW

Posted by cigar_nurse from On The mend for next season Greenville Pylons on 01/07/18 at 08:09 PM ET

Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit's avatar

SWM Ken!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit on 01/07/18 at 08:11 PM ET

Alan's avatar

Something tells me the Wings are still in the locker room, because it’s like they’re not even playing out there.

Posted by Alan from Atlanta on 01/07/18 at 08:15 PM ET

Alan's avatar

Razor sharp moves from Petr the Great ....and E52 sliding in and pushing him out of position.

Posted by Alan from Atlanta on 01/07/18 at 08:23 PM ET

Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit's avatar

Whew!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit on 01/07/18 at 08:23 PM ET

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Oh, Tatar…....

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 01/07/18 at 08:24 PM ET

Alan's avatar

That was only a matter of time.

Posted by Alan from Atlanta on 01/07/18 at 08:24 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Dopey play by sauce. Now we’re down by one. Shake it off.

Posted by cigar_nurse from On The mend for next season Greenville Pylons on 01/07/18 at 08:24 PM ET

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crap

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 01/07/18 at 08:25 PM ET

Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit's avatar

Arrrrrrrggggghhhhh!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit on 01/07/18 at 08:25 PM ET

Down River Dan's avatar

I saw Jensen near the net, who… where was the other d-man on that goal???

Posted by Down River Dan on 01/07/18 at 08:27 PM ET

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Nice hold by Johnson

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 01/07/18 at 08:27 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

No Mick. All the teams should have had a break for the olympics. Thanks Gary. Ass

Posted by cigar_nurse from On The mend for next season Greenville Pylons on 01/07/18 at 08:28 PM ET

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Shoot the puck, geez

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 01/07/18 at 08:28 PM ET

Alan's avatar

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 01/07/18 at 07:27 PM ET

Glad I wasn’t the only one who saw it

Posted by Alan from Atlanta on 01/07/18 at 08:29 PM ET

Grampy504's avatar

More shoot!

Posted by Grampy504 on 01/07/18 at 08:29 PM ET

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Really, Helm…...

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 01/07/18 at 08:31 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Shooooot !

Posted by RWBill on 01/07/18 at 08:31 PM ET

Alan's avatar

“Detroit unsure of whether to pass or shoot”

That’s easy. Shoot the bloody puck already!

Posted by Alan from Atlanta on 01/07/18 at 08:31 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Evenin’ Bitches,
And Chief.

Posted by RWBill on 01/07/18 at 08:32 PM ET

tkfergy's avatar

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 01/07/18 at 07:31 PM ET

You expect anything else from good ol’ Stone Hands?

Posted by tkfergy on 01/07/18 at 08:33 PM ET

Alan's avatar

Yeeeeep. As anticipated.

Posted by Alan from Atlanta on 01/07/18 at 08:35 PM ET

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double crap

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 01/07/18 at 08:35 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Kronner needs to take that pass away. Next 3 foals are huge bitches.

Posted by cigar_nurse from On The mend for next season Greenville Pylons on 01/07/18 at 08:36 PM ET

Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit's avatar

booooooo!

Posted by Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit on 01/07/18 at 08:36 PM ET

Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit's avatar

Kronner needs to take that pass away. Next 3 foals are huge bitches.

Posted by cigar_nurse from On The mend for next season Greenville Pylons on 01/07/18 at 07:36 PM ET

Indeed.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit on 01/07/18 at 08:37 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Got them right where we want them.
Said every TB fan.  All 7,500 of them.

Posted by RWBill on 01/07/18 at 08:39 PM ET

Alan's avatar

I still see no real evidence that the Wings have left the locker room ...only man I see doing anything on the ice thus far is Petr.

Posted by Alan from Atlanta on 01/07/18 at 08:40 PM ET

Down River Dan's avatar

I love Mick, and I know he’s paid by the team, but when he says stuff like the wings have climbed back into the playoff race over the past week or so, I laugh just a little bit ...

Posted by Down River Dan on 01/07/18 at 08:40 PM ET

Alan's avatar

Well… maybe that’ll wake up the rest of the team. Way to go Larkin

Posted by Alan from Atlanta on 01/07/18 at 08:42 PM ET

Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit's avatar

D-Boss is bleeding his own blood. wink 

Our next Captain blood.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit on 01/07/18 at 08:43 PM ET

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