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Denver’s In Town…YAWN

Hey. Check this out. I had no idea...

The Avs are 6-5-1 against Detroit in the Duchene era...

Want to know how your organ-I-zation has reached rock bottom?

It's when a hometown blogger (even a male hyphenated one) says that Matt Duchene, seriously...Matt Duchene, has an "era".

Denver's 8-8-something...it doesn't matter. They're sitting 13th in the West.  In all honesty, it's where their remaining 6 fans deserve to be and it's where baby Jesus wants them to stay.  So stay there they will because they're in the 9th year of a youth movement that has been less than successful.

"Did not qualify" is usually a statement reserved for Blues fans applying to Delta College in the beautiful outskirts of Saginaw, but in this case it's 4 of the last 6 dreary endings to a Dive season.

Ah well. These games used to be fun until Denver started sucking ass on a wonderfully consistent basis. 

Tonite starts a four-game string of games against teams that are pure shit.  8 points would be awesome. 6 would be nifty. 5 would be acceptable. 4 is expected.

How are those lines shaping up, Mike?

It's a Live Blog, bitches.

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Guilherme's avatar

FUCHING ASS

What are live blogging? I don’t have that channel.

Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 03/05/13 at 08:57 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Fixt.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 03/05/13 at 07:56 PM ET

Quit playing games with my heart Capt.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/05/13 at 08:57 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Blind Squirrel will find a nut tonight, I can feel it.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/05/13 at 08:59 PM ET

Thunderpriest's avatar

Players are so intimidated by Datsyuk that he just stood there with the puck and nobody even took a swipe at it when they were heading for a change.
LMAO

Posted by Thunderpriest on 03/05/13 at 08:59 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Players are so intimidated by Datsyuk that he just stood there with the puck and nobody even took a swipe at it when they were heading for a change.
LMAO

Posted by Thunderpriest on 03/05/13 at 07:59 PM ET

Cleary or Abby?

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/05/13 at 09:00 PM ET

Thunderpriest's avatar

Killin’ me Kate!
LOL

Posted by Thunderpriest on 03/05/13 at 09:01 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Cleary or Abby?
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/05/13 at 08:00 PM ET

Yes.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 03/05/13 at 09:01 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

TP what the heck icon do you have?  Someone trying to climb out of the backo f someone’s skull?

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/05/13 at 09:02 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Cleary or Abby?

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/05/13 at 08:00 PM ET

Somebody is on fire tonight!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the pre-season shuffle.... on 03/05/13 at 09:02 PM ET

SoDakWIngNut's avatar

JFH saves Lashoff’s bacon.

Posted by SoDakWIngNut from Rapid City, SD on 03/05/13 at 09:03 PM ET

Thunderpriest's avatar

TP what the heck icon do you have?  Someone trying to climb out of the backo f someone’s skull?

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/05/13 at 08:02 PM ET

Precisely, Bill.
An unused album cover from my fave band…

Posted by Thunderpriest on 03/05/13 at 09:03 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

i didn’t hear murph laughing at mick’s steak vs. hot dog joke ...

grin

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/05/13 at 09:03 PM ET

calquake's avatar

TP what the heck icon do you have?  Someone trying to climb out of the backo f someone’s skull?

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/05/13 at 08:02 PM ET

What… you’ve never seen a vagina head?

Posted by calquake on 03/05/13 at 09:03 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Cleary was checked by the red line..

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 03/05/13 at 09:03 PM ET

Guilherme's avatar

OH CLEARY *#$%@& YOU YOU *#$%@& *#$%@& GODDAMMIT

Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 03/05/13 at 09:03 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

and Cleary trips over the Red Line

Posted by Hootinani on 03/05/13 at 09:03 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

What… you’ve never seen a vagina head?
Posted by calquake on 03/05/13 at 08:03 PM ET

I’ve met plenty of dickheads, but never a vagina head.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 03/05/13 at 09:04 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

James.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/05/13 at 09:04 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Vagina Head is a great band name

Posted by Hootinani on 03/05/13 at 09:05 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

What… you’ve never seen a vagina head?

Ding ding ding…we has a winner!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the pre-season shuffle.... on 03/05/13 at 09:05 PM ET

Thunderpriest's avatar

What… you’ve never seen a vagina head?

Posted by calquake on 03/05/13 at 08:03 PM ET

Hahahaha
I was nearly banned from a web forum because that’s what someone thought it was.
It is actually a zipper on the back of the head…

Posted by Thunderpriest on 03/05/13 at 09:05 PM ET

calquake's avatar

I’ve met plenty of dickheads, but never a vagina head.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 03/05/13 at 08:04 PM ET

Oh, so you did go to H2H.

Posted by calquake on 03/05/13 at 09:05 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Red line is kinda bumpy tonight.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 03/05/13 at 09:06 PM ET

Guilherme's avatar

1) Give puck to Datsyuk
2) Pray
3) ???
4) Cup

Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 03/05/13 at 09:06 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Someone wake Franzen up?

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 03/05/13 at 09:07 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

pucker up ... 1 minute to go in the 1st

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/05/13 at 09:07 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Zata - - stoned

damn

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/05/13 at 09:07 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Farking Jiggy

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the pre-season shuffle.... on 03/05/13 at 09:07 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Zetterberg too busy posing instead of bearing down on the shot

Posted by Hootinani on 03/05/13 at 09:07 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

What… you’ve never seen a vagina head?

Posted by calquake on 03/05/13 at 08:03 PM ET

Got no words for that

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/05/13 at 09:08 PM ET

Thunderpriest's avatar

Is a Zetterberg, Datsyuk, Brunner line too much to ask?
Hmmmm?

Posted by Thunderpriest on 03/05/13 at 09:08 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Z with a great roof job and Jiggy with an even better save.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 03/05/13 at 09:08 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Cleary coulda missed that shot. Just saying….

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the pre-season shuffle.... on 03/05/13 at 09:08 PM ET

SoDakWIngNut's avatar

Toots channeling a bit of the Master Thief’s pickpocket skills on that play. Wowzer.

Posted by SoDakWIngNut from Rapid City, SD on 03/05/13 at 09:09 PM ET

Red Winger's avatar

I could swear I saw Franzen busting hump to get back on defense.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/05/13 at 07:50 PM ET

I remember my mushroom days

Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste Marie on 03/05/13 at 09:09 PM ET

Thunderpriest's avatar

Tootoo has been surprising good. I thought I wouldn’t be able to stand him on the Wings.
I was wrong….

Posted by Thunderpriest on 03/05/13 at 09:10 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Great. Halftime entertainment is a film montage of “Almost” Abdelkader coming oh so close, but no soup for you.

Posted by dougie on 03/05/13 at 09:10 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Mushrooms were fun… it was that little mescaline pill that sent me on a ride…..

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 03/05/13 at 09:11 PM ET

Thunderpriest's avatar

Kindl really is playing well.
Do all Swedes have to grow a beard in order to play good hockey?

Posted by Thunderpriest on 03/05/13 at 09:12 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Anyone familiar with Georgia O’Keeffe? Vagina head? Just askin….....Bitches.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/05/13 at 09:12 PM ET

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com