Abel to Yzerman
by IwoCPO on 04/09/14 at 05:00 PM ET
There will be exceptions. When situations appear dire, Lightfoot will show up as if out of nowhere. Gordo will be our savior and our most reliable of drinking partners.
But, starting tonite and continuing through our 23rd consecutive Stress Train driven playoff run?
AC/DC will lead us.
It's my decision, my decree.
And that's the level of importance I've placed on this game. The playoffs start tonite because we don't want to have to worry about the last two. Two points is what we need, for many of the reasons I pointed out earlier.
But 1 is the thing, because right now, to the tearful chagrin of our shrew, imp, club footed commissioner? 23 is an evil number.
So, in the truest spirit of sticking it right up the asses of Gary, his farce of a league, every other team in the NHL who wishes they were Detroit and consistently point to the Wings as the "business model"..in the spirit of sticking it right up the asses of the towns who raise ticket prices specifically for Wing games, who chant their "Detroit Sucks" homilies, post their "Fuch Detroit" prose, grit their knobby teeth at the mere mention of the Detroit Red Wings? In the spirit of sticking a big fat red Winged Wheel right up their asses?
23 is the Deed, and if it's Dirty, that's ok. In fact, it's preferred.
It's a Live Blog, bitches.
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