Abel to Yzerman
Chances of Success? Exactly Zero. Live Blog That And Stick It In Your Pipe.
by IwoCPO on 02/07/13 at 07:40 PM ET
Comments (411)
The Wings have lost horrendously to the two worst teams in hockey. Consecutive waterboardings. Disgusting.
So, tonite, against the team I believe to be the best in the Western Conference?
Tick Tock and Uncle Mike are starting a rookie because our other rookie (McCollum..is he even technically a rookie?) literally "terrifies" the organ-I-zation, and James Tiberius Howard is exhausted.
Our blue line is decimated and our third line can't score. The fourth line has been instructed to let themselves get hit like Rudy Frigging Stein. Do not shoot. Do not swing. Do not make any offensive gestures. Engelbert's on deck and he's been killing the ball lately.
The Wings beat the Blues last time out after David Backes was tossed due to a clean check to a Detroit tummy. He's going to be angry. The whole team is going to be absolutely frantic. The crowd, amped up on Pall Malls and Ten High whiskey, will be quiet only long enough to swap tongues with whatever relative is on their immediate left.
The opponent. The atmosphere. The Wings, themselves.
All signs point to the worst regular season defeat in Detroit Hockey History.
Two goals for Datsyuk. One for Wally and one for Charlie by God Buckets.
Wings win 4-2.
Filed in: | Abel to Yzerman | Permalink
Comments
« Previous < 1 2 3 4 5 > Last › Next »
czech language is pretty similar to slovenian, so I can translate ‘‘Mrazek’’ into english :
mraz means cold, and Mrazek can mean ’ a litlle cold one’
somethin like that
Posted by edillac from isolation on 02/07/13 at 09:26 PM ET
5-5, DET can compete
Special teams - - not so mucn
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 22 on 02/07/13 at 09:27 PM ET
I swear Abdelkader is going to start getting some goals. For Team USA he was one of their best players and always in front of the net like that last play.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/07/13 at 09:27 PM ET
I don’t know what to think of this feeling of scoring first, it’s so… unusual.
Posted by calquake on 02/07/13 at 08:26 PM ET
Just enjoy it!
Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/07/13 at 09:28 PM ET
5-5, DET can compete
Special teams - - not so mucn
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Looking for a “D” man on 02/07/13 at 08:27 PM ET
Unfortunately that is the “new” NHL… and I HATE it.
Posted by calquake on 02/07/13 at 09:29 PM ET
Are “Mrasek” and “Mursak” just different English spellings of the same name or are they actually different Czech names?
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/07/13 at 09:29 PM ET
Kindl Scores YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 2-0
Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/07/13 at 09:29 PM ET
Kindl… Cleary?
Strange waters indeed.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/07/13 at 09:29 PM ET
And THAT is why they play the games. We don’t need no steenkin’ stats.
Posted by dougie on 02/07/13 at 09:30 PM ET
Will wonders never cease….........
Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/07/13 at 09:30 PM ET
Yakity-Yak. Don’t talk back.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/07/13 at 09:30 PM ET
YAK ATTACK
*#$%@& yeah, Kindl.
Posted by RedMenace from aboard the Crazy Train on 02/07/13 at 09:30 PM ET
11:50 Jakub Kindl 1 (Assists: Cory Emmerton 1, Drew Miller 1)
Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 02/07/13 at 09:30 PM ET
Blue notes are gonna get chippy here.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/07/13 at 09:30 PM ET
Holy Crap, Kindl scores with Emmerton, Tootoo and Miller on the ice LMAO !
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/07/13 at 09:31 PM ET
What friggin’ bizzarro world is this?
Posted by TeamDub from The gratch. on 02/07/13 at 08:29 PM ET
I dunno. Scary.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/07/13 at 09:31 PM ET
JUST SHOOT THE *#$%@& PUCK
See: Yak
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 22 on 02/07/13 at 09:31 PM ET
Don’t look now but so far there has been none of those “things that make you sit by yourself”.
Posted by calquake on 02/07/13 at 09:31 PM ET
2-0 wings. Time for a penalty
Posted by MoreShoot on 02/07/13 at 08:30 PM ET
Whore Mouth. Shut it!
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/07/13 at 09:32 PM ET
Are “Mrasek” and “Mursak” just different English spellings of the same name or are they actually different Czech names?
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/07/13 at 08:29 PM ET
Mursak has no meaning,its a rare surname actually, spelled with š and also pronounced.
mur-shak
Posted by edillac from isolation on 02/07/13 at 09:33 PM ET
Wings passes are actually hitting their teammates sticks. Magnets?
Posted by dougie on 02/07/13 at 09:33 PM ET
Yakity-Yak. Don’t talk back.
HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA
Good One!
Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/07/13 at 09:34 PM ET
Mursak has no meaning,its a rare surname actually, spelled with š and also pronounced.
mur-shak
Wanna go to that mur- shak baby.
Posted by calquake on 02/07/13 at 09:34 PM ET
Wings are winning the races to the loose pucks tonight.
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 22 on 02/07/13 at 09:35 PM ET
Please Tootoo no penalty right now please. Don’t upset the apple cart.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/07/13 at 09:36 PM ET
Wings- Alive & Kickin
LGRW!!!!!
Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/07/13 at 09:36 PM ET
W.T.F. is this? I’m.. Speechless. Must have more beer. Cause I don’t want this dream to end.
Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/07/13 at 09:37 PM ET
Whore Mouth. Shut it!
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/07/13 at 08:32 PM ET
Please Tootoo no penalty right now please. Don’t upset the apple cart.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/07/13 at 08:36 PM ET
Hey Mr. Bill… take your own advice.
Posted by calquake on 02/07/13 at 09:38 PM ET
Mursak has no meaning,its a rare surname actually, spelled with š and also pronounced.
mur-shakPosted by edillac from isolation on 02/07/13 at 08:33 PM ET
thanks, good info.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/07/13 at 09:38 PM ET
[quotePlease Tootoo no penalty right now please. ]
You know 2 2 = A3 (TooToo = Anytime, Anywhere, Anyplace) -ready to get down to business
Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/07/13 at 09:39 PM ET
Hey Mr. Bill… take your own advice.
Posted by calquake on 02/07/13 at 08:38 PM ET
Oh yeah. < sheepish >
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/07/13 at 09:39 PM ET
« Previous < 1 2 3 4 5 > Last › Next »
Add a Comment
Please limit embedded image or media size to 575 pixels wide.
Add your own avatar by joining Kukla's Korner, or logging in and uploading one in your member control panel.
Captchas bug you? Join KK or log in and you won't have to bother.
Most Recent Blog Posts
Saving Both Barrels For Captain Farrell
GDT - WCSF Game 2: Red Wings (0-1) at Hawks (1-0) 1:00
“Pierre McGuire is a Douche Canoe” Ticket Contest
GDT - WCSF Game 1: Red Wings (0-0) at ‘Hawks (0-0) 8:00
I NOW Consider Justin Abdelkader A Hall Of Famer
The Rhythm Method Never Works and You Shouldn’t Have Tried It.
About Abel to Yzerman
Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977. No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y. Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation. There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature. Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com
Tatar is a keeper
Posted by MoreShoot on 02/07/13 at 09:26 PM ET