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The Wings have lost horrendously to the two worst teams in hockey.  Consecutive waterboardings. Disgusting.

So, tonite, against the team I believe to be the best in the Western Conference?

Tick Tock and Uncle Mike are starting a rookie because our other rookie (McCollum..is he even technically a rookie?) literally "terrifies" the organ-I-zation, and James Tiberius Howard is exhausted.

Our blue line is decimated and our third line can't score.  The fourth line has been instructed to let themselves get hit like Rudy Frigging Stein. Do not shoot. Do not swing. Do not make any offensive gestures. Engelbert's on deck and he's been killing the ball lately.

The Wings beat the Blues last time out after David Backes was tossed due to a clean check to a Detroit tummy.  He's going to be angry. The whole team is going to be absolutely frantic.  The crowd, amped up on Pall Malls and Ten High whiskey, will be quiet only long enough to swap tongues with whatever relative is on their immediate left. 

The opponent. The atmosphere. The Wings, themselves. 

All signs point to the worst regular season defeat in Detroit Hockey History. 

Two goals for Datsyuk. One for Wally and one for Charlie by God Buckets.

Wings win 4-2.

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Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Geebuz - - how bout a clear

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/07/13 at 10:22 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

mrasek hurt!  holy phuck.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 02/07/13 at 10:22 PM ET

Bent's avatar

I said decade, not century. I am not a vampire.

You also said 40 decades.

I blame the Sea Dog Ale.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/07/13 at 10:22 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

NOOOO injury curse please quit now.

Posted by Yzersyuk on 02/07/13 at 10:23 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

and….here’s your real Blooze. Show your colors shitheads.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 02/07/13 at 10:23 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Bitch you ain’t even 60!  hahahahahahahaha   Close enough!

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/07/13 at 10:21 PM ET

Too close. But hey, I’m gonna make it there!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/07/13 at 10:23 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Oh gawd - - a major penalty

STL might tie the game

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/07/13 at 10:24 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Horry Clap!  1950 here… part of the Original Cosmic Dust.

Posted by calquake on 02/07/13 at 10:24 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Looks to me like his pad came loose.  But Mick and Ken didn’t see it.  So it may be the alcohol.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/07/13 at 10:24 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

“You cannot trust what you read on the internet”

Abraham Lincoln

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 02/07/13 at 10:25 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

WALLY!

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/07/13 at 10:25 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

WALLY

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/07/13 at 10:25 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

Member when 4 on 4 was our shit, that was cool.

Posted by Yzersyuk on 02/07/13 at 10:25 PM ET

Bent's avatar

FIL!!!

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/07/13 at 10:25 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Fil em up bitches.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 02/07/13 at 10:25 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 02/07/13 at 10:25 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Finish. Or is it Finnish?

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/07/13 at 10:26 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

Wally…..MY mothafucka .......YAAA

Posted by Yzersyuk on 02/07/13 at 10:26 PM ET

SoDakWIngNut's avatar

Wally by Golly!

Posted by SoDakWIngNut from Rapid City, SD on 02/07/13 at 10:26 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

Flip - WOo HOo 5-1

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/07/13 at 10:26 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Heads on a swivel now boys.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/07/13 at 10:26 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

I said decade, not century. I am not a vampire.

You also said 40 decades.

I blame the Sea Dog Ale.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/07/13 at 10:22 PM ET

I concede. It’s the Sea Dog Ale.

Wait? What. A goal? Yay!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/07/13 at 10:27 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Hitchcock….the donuts are coming off the cart.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 02/07/13 at 10:27 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

Can we play like this every night?

Posted by Yzersyuk on 02/07/13 at 10:27 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

holy sheet!  5-1 !

Fil what fleet of feet !

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 02/07/13 at 10:27 PM ET

monkey's avatar

That’s some Finnish for youse bitches.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 02/07/13 at 10:27 PM ET

SoDakWIngNut's avatar

Suck it Panger!

Posted by SoDakWIngNut from Rapid City, SD on 02/07/13 at 10:27 PM ET

Bent's avatar

No tripping call?  Wow.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/07/13 at 10:28 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

Jeez that PK is so long, Was surprised. Need to pay more attention.

Posted by Yzersyuk on 02/07/13 at 10:28 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Can we play like this every night?

Does my liver have a vote?

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 02/07/13 at 10:29 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

How many games is Mule going to get for the spear?

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 02/07/13 at 10:29 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Mrazek is a sponge

I haven’t noticed many - if any - - rebounds

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/07/13 at 10:29 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

Yakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/07/13 at 10:29 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

Mrazek is so solid.

Posted by Yzersyuk on 02/07/13 at 10:29 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

13:35 Valtteri Filppula 3 (Unassisted)

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 02/07/13 at 10:29 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

show of hands who want to re insert samuellssson into the line up when he gets his groin on ?

< crickets >

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 02/07/13 at 10:30 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Chief predicts a victory, Kate hangs with the non sober boys and old age is a part of the LB… DAMN I FEEL ALIVE!

Posted by calquake on 02/07/13 at 10:30 PM ET

SoDakWIngNut's avatar

You know what would put a big fat red cherry on this one kids? A Kronwall. Wait in’ for some trash time Bitter Blues retribution in the final minute.

Posted by SoDakWIngNut from Rapid City, SD on 02/07/13 at 10:31 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

And DET killed a 3 minute penalty

just color me shocked

about the whole damn game

schizophrenic bastards

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/07/13 at 10:31 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

wow-what about me….......just saying thanks for making me feel unwelcome, and I am a Real Red Head!  red face

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/07/13 at 10:32 PM ET

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