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Chances of Success? Exactly Zero. Live Blog That And Stick It In Your Pipe.
by IwoCPO on 02/07/13 at 07:40 PM ET
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The Wings have lost horrendously to the two worst teams in hockey. Consecutive waterboardings. Disgusting.
So, tonite, against the team I believe to be the best in the Western Conference?
Tick Tock and Uncle Mike are starting a rookie because our other rookie (McCollum..is he even technically a rookie?) literally "terrifies" the organ-I-zation, and James Tiberius Howard is exhausted.
Our blue line is decimated and our third line can't score. The fourth line has been instructed to let themselves get hit like Rudy Frigging Stein. Do not shoot. Do not swing. Do not make any offensive gestures. Engelbert's on deck and he's been killing the ball lately.
The Wings beat the Blues last time out after David Backes was tossed due to a clean check to a Detroit tummy. He's going to be angry. The whole team is going to be absolutely frantic. The crowd, amped up on Pall Malls and Ten High whiskey, will be quiet only long enough to swap tongues with whatever relative is on their immediate left.
The opponent. The atmosphere. The Wings, themselves.
All signs point to the worst regular season defeat in Detroit Hockey History.
Two goals for Datsyuk. One for Wally and one for Charlie by God Buckets.
Wings win 4-2.
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Bull! Zebra suckage.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/07/13 at 10:29 PM ET
Backes ... you son of a whore.
Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, SCP Round #2....whore style on 02/07/13 at 10:30 PM ET
Backus can eat a bag of dicks.
Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/07/13 at 09:30 PM ET
Tastes like chicken.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/07/13 at 10:31 PM ET
4 x 4, I miss Sergei Fedorov
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/07/13 at 10:31 PM ET
Who woke the zebras?
Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, SCP Round #2....whore style on 02/07/13 at 10:31 PM ET
Assuming Gustavsson is out for a while. Would you guys rather see Joey Mac as the backup or Mrazek getting some more experience? Based on tonight so far I have to say Mrazek.
I think if Howard starts stringing them together they send Mrazek down when Joey Mac gets better so that he can get some playing time. Now if Babcock decides to rest Jimmy more often say 1 every 3 games than Joey gets waived, and Mrazek becomes back-up.
Posted by tkfergy on 02/07/13 at 10:32 PM ET
Tastes like chicken.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/07/13 at 09:31 PM ET
Hah! Who here will argue with that?
Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, SCP Round #2....whore style on 02/07/13 at 10:33 PM ET
Dirt Cheap lickers.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/07/13 at 10:33 PM ET
So what have we got, a 4x3 kill coming?
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/07/13 at 10:33 PM ET
I dunno - - just had to say it
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 22 on 02/07/13 at 10:34 PM ET
Wide of the goal it’s poked.
Insert Steve Carrell picture.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/07/13 at 10:35 PM ET
I’d say Im shocked - - but Id be lying
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 22 on 02/07/13 at 10:35 PM ET
Tough break for the kid.. Not much you can do about that.
Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/07/13 at 10:35 PM ET
Two penalties not called… Cleary popped in the mouth and Jackass interferring with a Wing. Go figure.
Posted by calquake on 02/07/13 at 10:38 PM ET
SHUT that Blues Organ UP! Someone Please…...
Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/07/13 at 10:38 PM ET
DET need to hire away the Blue’s PP coach
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 22 on 02/07/13 at 10:38 PM ET
finish the next 3 minutes with the 1 goal lead please.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/07/13 at 10:39 PM ET
Emmers! Yeah Boyz!!
Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, SCP Round #2....whore style on 02/07/13 at 10:39 PM ET
I think the third and fourth line got tired of hearing all the shit talk.
Posted by dougie on 02/07/13 at 10:39 PM ET
Emmerton- Way to Go and keep at it! Woo Hoo! 3-1
Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/07/13 at 10:39 PM ET
Wow. Talk about thirdendary scoring.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/07/13 at 10:40 PM ET
More Tootoo please!
Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, SCP Round #2....whore style on 02/07/13 at 10:40 PM ET
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