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Been Nice Knowing You Boys…Now Stay Out Of Detroit

As the Emperor posted a bit ago...realignment's a reality.  Hopefully, that means Gary's been beaten down enough to give his dwarf consent to let the Wings head back East where we/they belong.

We like you Edmonton, and we like you Calgary. We dig you Vancouver and Anaheim you'll always be garbage...but it's time to say sayonara.

The Oil at home tonite and we'd really like to say we won't see this again with any consistency for some time to come.  They're young, good, fast and they live way farther left than our boys ever need to travel.

Ian White is sitting because he is, much like Gary, small in stature.  He's been sitting for a while and he's upset. We get it. But the D's improved since the little man sat down.

I'm telling you absolutely nothing you don't already know.  So crack a few and let's Live Blog this biotttchhhhhh, bitches.

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RedMenace's avatar

  Where the hell did this team come from?

Grand Rapids apparently.

Posted by calquake on 03/07/13 at 09:46 PM ET

Another perfect response.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/07/13 at 10:49 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

The Beach Boys, really?

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 03/07/13 at 10:49 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

No 3rd goal?!?!?!

Whatchootalkingbout Mickey?

Posted by Hootinani on 03/07/13 at 10:49 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

F;(king speller

Posted by MoreShoot on 03/07/13 at 10:50 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Here comes the sphincter 6 minutes

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, hanging with Dan Cleary.... on 03/07/13 at 10:50 PM ET

calquake's avatar

JTH needs/deserves that thing rhymes with hoot owl

Shoot fowl?  Boot towel?  I give.

Posted by calquake on 03/07/13 at 10:50 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

SWM Mick and Ken.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/07/13 at 10:51 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

man listen to that crowd

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 03/07/13 at 10:51 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Simon Cowl?

Posted by calquake on 03/07/13 at 10:52 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Jury duty…we have “one day and done” out here.  If you are not picked in one day ...you are done for a year.  Extensions will make that two.  It’s a good day.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, hanging with Dan Cleary.... on 03/07/13 at 10:52 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

SWM Mick and Ken.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/07/13 at 09:51 PM ET

Agreed.

Silence thine paid companion noise-holes.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/07/13 at 10:52 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Shut whore mouth.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/07/13 at 10:53 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Silence thine paid companion noise-holes.

Forsooth!

Posted by calquake on 03/07/13 at 10:53 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Jury duty…we have “one day and done” out here.  If you are not picked in one day ...you are done for a year.  Extensions will make that two.  It’s a good day.

Posted by Rumbear from the Top O the Hasek, embracing medocrity…... on 03/07/13 at 09:52 PM ET

Horse balls, I had to sit for damn near 2 weeks, and never got called.  They kept telling us everyday that this was going to be a busy day, and then the cases would all plead out.

Posted by Hootinani on 03/07/13 at 10:54 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Jury duty…we have “one day and done” out here.  If you are not picked in one day ...you are done for a year.  Extensions will make that two.  It’s a good day.

Rambo was selected in his Senior year - - he said the “pool” was scary, real scary.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/07/13 at 10:54 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Jury duty…we have “one day and done” out here.  If you are not picked in one day ...you are done for a year.  Extensions will make that two.  It’s a good day.

Posted by Rumbear from the Top O the Hasek, embracing medocrity…... on 03/07/13 at 09:52 PM ET

Horse balls, I had to sit for damn near 2 weeks, and never got called.  They kept telling us everyday that this was going to be a busy day, and then the cases would all plead out.

Posted by Hootinani from Just outside Delta College Admissions Office on 03/07/13 at 09:54 PM ET

Never had it.  One perk to being military…even if I do get the notice to show, I just have to flash my ID and I’m dismissed.

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 03/07/13 at 10:55 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

Announcers shutting whore mouths. I like it.

Posted by Yzersyuk on 03/07/13 at 10:55 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Atta boy Muph… 2 points.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 03/07/13 at 10:55 PM ET

calquake's avatar

he said the “pool” was scary, real scary.

Not usually too many Einstein’s in jury pools.

Posted by calquake on 03/07/13 at 10:55 PM ET

monkey's avatar

hoot owl

Moot bowel

Coot bowel

 

Posted by monkey from Finland on 03/07/13 at 10:56 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Never had it.  One perk to being military…even if I do get the notice to show, I just have to flash my ID and I’m dismissed.

Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 03/07/13 at 09:55 PM ET

I work at the court, you think would buy me some leeway, but nope

Posted by Hootinani on 03/07/13 at 10:56 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

How many assho—I mean, lawyers, we got on this ship anyway?

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/07/13 at 10:57 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Murph…. “You feel shame.”

Nice Slapshot reference.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/07/13 at 10:57 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

george anus

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/07/13 at 10:57 PM ET

calquake's avatar

  hoot owl

Moot bowel

Coot bowel

Soot scowl.

Posted by calquake on 03/07/13 at 10:57 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

hoot owl

Moot bowel

Coot bowel

 

Posted by monkey from Fear and Loathing on 03/07/13 at 09:56 PM ET

poop trowel?

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 03/07/13 at 10:57 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Swiss - - - Miss, damnit

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/07/13 at 10:57 PM ET

Colquhoun's avatar

Geepers, Sid…I mean, Brunner

Posted by Colquhoun on 03/07/13 at 10:57 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Was gator giving Brunner advice?  No good will come from that.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 03/07/13 at 10:57 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Brunner…. this is getting comical.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/07/13 at 10:58 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Don’t stop believ’n

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/07/13 at 10:58 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Swiss - - - Miss, damnit

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Looking for a “D” man on 03/07/13 at 09:57 PM ET

REPEAT

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/07/13 at 10:58 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Jeebus….put a Barn Door out there for BROOOOONER

 

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, hanging with Dan Cleary.... on 03/07/13 at 10:58 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Oh Brunner; youthful indiscretion…

Oh Quincey; stupid play.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/07/13 at 10:58 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Brunner gonna be in the chateau de bow wow with Babs.

Posted by calquake on 03/07/13 at 10:59 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

Aw how cute he just wants to score.

Posted by Yzersyuk on 03/07/13 at 10:59 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Geezo now what?

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/07/13 at 10:59 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Third times a charm right?

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 03/07/13 at 10:59 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

I like Kronwall taking Brunner aside and saying, “Dude. Bro. *#$%@& stop. Seriously.”

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/07/13 at 11:00 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

he said the “pool” was scary, real scary.

Ummm, well, let’s just say it was a real slice of Sandy Eggo.  42Jeff….your day is coming. wink

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, hanging with Dan Cleary.... on 03/07/13 at 11:00 PM ET

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com