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Abel to Yzerman

Been Nice Knowing You Boys…Now Stay Out Of Detroit

As the Emperor posted a bit ago...realignment's a reality.  Hopefully, that means Gary's been beaten down enough to give his dwarf consent to let the Wings head back East where we/they belong.

We like you Edmonton, and we like you Calgary. We dig you Vancouver and Anaheim you'll always be garbage...but it's time to say sayonara.

The Oil at home tonite and we'd really like to say we won't see this again with any consistency for some time to come.  They're young, good, fast and they live way farther left than our boys ever need to travel.

Ian White is sitting because he is, much like Gary, small in stature.  He's been sitting for a while and he's upset. We get it. But the D's improved since the little man sat down.

I'm telling you absolutely nothing you don't already know.  So crack a few and let's Live Blog this biotttchhhhhh, bitches.

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mrfluffy's avatar

So I wonder what Baroque thinks of Rust Buckets and Abdelanchor (TM JJ), instead of Bertuzzi on Pav’s wings?

Posted by mrfluffy from A wide spot on I-90 in Montana on 03/07/13 at 10:14 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

If you would like to meet we are seated in sec 104 first row and first two seats of of the aisle. I will be the old man with the trophy wife. We can show you around the arena.

Posted by behind the net in G.R. on 03/07/13 at 09:10 PM ET

Sounds good, and I’ll bring my own trophy wife, although she is more of a sugar momma

Posted by Hootinani on 03/07/13 at 10:14 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Not this old man - - ill be at the JLA.  Too fuching cold to be at the Big House in January, and to sit 5 miles from the rink.

The only thing cold I want is the beer while I’m sitting in a warm bar.

Posted by calquake on 03/07/13 at 10:15 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

He’s a magician, not a wizard.

Posted by monkey from Fear and Loathing on 03/07/13 at 09:13 PM ET

Dammit Jim I’m a doctor, not a magician.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/07/13 at 10:16 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

I think he is hoping is Datsyuk can absorb the suck of Cleary and Abdelkader.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/07/13 at 09:09 PM ET

Unfortunately their suck is siphoning off his amazing

Posted by Hootinani from Just outside Delta College Admissions Office on 03/07/13 at 09:11 PM ET

All true. Every sad word. Babcock is quickly becoming Badcock.

Let Go Red Wings!!!!!

 

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/07/13 at 10:17 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Rummy, I wish I could do go but circumstances won’t let me.  mad

Posted by calquake on 03/07/13 at 10:17 PM ET

RWBill's avatar


Cleary deflecting pucks away from the net.  Homer made it look so easy…...

Posted by Rumbear from the Top O the Hasek, embracing medocrity…... on 03/07/13 at 08:57 PM ET

For real, Abby finally gets a shot headed for the net and Cleary deflects it away.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/07/13 at 10:18 PM ET

Colquhoun's avatar

Is it ironic that Pav gets his first point in forever during a line change when he is on the ice with the fourth line wingers?

Or is it just plain sickening?

Posted by Colquhoun on 03/07/13 at 10:18 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

  I think he is hoping is Datsyuk can absorb the suck of Cleary and Abdelkader.

He’s a magician, not a wizard.

Posted by monkey from Fear and Loathing on 03/07/13 at 09:13 PM ET

Perfect response.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/07/13 at 10:18 PM ET

monkey's avatar

These “Honda guy” commercials are terrible.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 03/07/13 at 10:18 PM ET

behind the net in G.R.'s avatar


If you would like to meet we are seated in sec 104 first row and first two seats of of the aisle. I will be the old man with the trophy wife. We can show you around the arena.
Posted by behind the net in G.R. on 03/07/13 at 09:10 PM ET
Sounds good, and I’ll bring my own trophy wife, although she is more of a sugar momma
Posted by Hootinani from Just outside Delta College Admissions Office on 03/07/13 at 09:14 PM ET

We will take you two to the season ticket holders only bar so you can get served faster than waiting in line with all the college kids

Posted by behind the net in G.R. on 03/07/13 at 10:19 PM ET

calquake's avatar

All true. Every sad word. Babcock is quickly becoming Badcock.

From a womans’ standpoint, there’s no such thing as Bad…  or so I’ve heard.

Posted by calquake on 03/07/13 at 10:19 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

#5 night trumps the WC.
Cmon now… lil Garys sponsored event versus putting Nick where he belongs????
I was at the Joe January 2, 2007. I will be there whenever they decide its Nicks night.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 03/07/13 at 10:20 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 03/07/13 at 09:20 PM ET

It’s a deal.

Posted by calquake on 03/07/13 at 10:21 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Pasha has had points, just not with Wasteful and Stupid.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 03/07/13 at 10:21 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

We will take you two to the season ticket holders only bar so you can get served faster than waiting in line with all the college kids

Posted by behind the net in G.R. on 03/07/13 at 09:19 PM ET

Thats the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me smile

Posted by Hootinani on 03/07/13 at 10:22 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

#5 night trumps the WC.

count me in

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/07/13 at 10:22 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

We will take you two to the season ticket holders only bar so you can get served faster than waiting in line with all the college kids

Posted by behind the net in G.R. on 03/07/13 at 09:19 PM ET

Trophy wife, season tickets and a fast bar….sweet!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, hanging with Dan Cleary.... on 03/07/13 at 10:22 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Trophy wife, season tickets and a fast bar….sweet!

Posted by Rumbear from the Top O the Hasek, embracing medocrity…... on 03/07/13 at 09:22 PM ET

agreed, sounds like heaven

Posted by Hootinani on 03/07/13 at 10:24 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Trophy wife, season tickets and a fast bar….sweet!

Trophy wife was an Acme… season tickets was for the ballet… and fast bar was a bunch of vegan protesters… just my luck.

Posted by calquake on 03/07/13 at 10:25 PM ET

behind the net in G.R.'s avatar

Thats the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me
Posted by Hootinani from Just outside Delta College Admissions Office on 03/07/13 at 09:22 PM ET

WE will be in our seats at about 6:45 come on down.

Posted by behind the net in G.R. on 03/07/13 at 10:26 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Dare I say it?

Skate to throat, damnit

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/07/13 at 10:26 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

#5 night trumps the WC.
Cmon now… lil Garys sponsored event versus putting Nick where he belongs????
I was at the Joe January 2, 2007. I will be there whenever they decide its Nicks night.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 03/07/13 at 09:20 PM ET

It’s settled for me. Great plan MO.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/07/13 at 10:26 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Trophy wife was an Acme… season tickets was for the ballet… and fast bar was a bunch of vegan protesters… just my luck.

Posted by calquake on 03/07/13 at 09:25 PM ET

Season tickets for the ballet?  I thought I was the only one….wait, never mind.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, hanging with Dan Cleary.... on 03/07/13 at 10:27 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Time to go up Heaven’s Chimney!

Posted by monkey from Finland on 03/07/13 at 10:27 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

WE will be in our seats at about 6:45 come on down.

Posted by behind the net in G.R. on 03/07/13 at 09:26 PM ET

Can we just walk down to the lower area without passes?

Posted by Hootinani on 03/07/13 at 10:28 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Mo was that a Holiday Inn Express from last time?  I’ll probably stay there again unless Patrick wants to go.

Posted by calquake on 03/07/13 at 10:28 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

#5 night trumps the WC.

count me in

ditto for me

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/07/13 at 10:28 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

LMAO, there hasn’t been any scoring in the MSU Wisconsin basketball game in 4 minutes, a blistering 10-6 after 10 minutes!

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/07/13 at 10:28 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Looks like Pavs has “activated” the defense….poor SOB needs to pass to someone.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, hanging with Dan Cleary.... on 03/07/13 at 10:28 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Smith and Datsyuk are figuring it out.

Posted by MoreShoot on 03/07/13 at 10:28 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Time to go up Heaven’s Chimney!

That’s what he said.

Posted by calquake on 03/07/13 at 10:29 PM ET

behind the net in G.R.'s avatar

Can we just walk down to the lower area without passes?
Posted by Hootinani from Just outside Delta College Admissions Office on 03/07/13 at 09:28 PM ET

yes just don’t show your tickets and act like you known where you are going no problem.

Posted by behind the net in G.R. on 03/07/13 at 10:31 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Yo, Mick…Murf whore mouth, shut it.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, hanging with Dan Cleary.... on 03/07/13 at 10:31 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

yes just don’t show your tickets and act like you known where you are going no problem.

Posted by behind the net in G.R. on 03/07/13 at 09:31 PM ET

Fake it till ya make it, got it

Posted by Hootinani on 03/07/13 at 10:32 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Yes sir Cal… on Washington St maybe?

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 03/07/13 at 10:32 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Oh gawd - - Hank????

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/07/13 at 10:33 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Zs gotta burry that

Posted by Hootinani on 03/07/13 at 10:33 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Yes sir Cal… on Washington St maybe?

Bingo!  We’ll have a blast… or get blasted… doesn’t matter.

Posted by calquake on 03/07/13 at 10:33 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Z ... snake bit

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/07/13 at 10:34 PM ET

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