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Been Nice Knowing You Boys…Now Stay Out Of Detroit

As the Emperor posted a bit ago...realignment's a reality.  Hopefully, that means Gary's been beaten down enough to give his dwarf consent to let the Wings head back East where we/they belong.

We like you Edmonton, and we like you Calgary. We dig you Vancouver and Anaheim you'll always be garbage...but it's time to say sayonara.

The Oil at home tonite and we'd really like to say we won't see this again with any consistency for some time to come.  They're young, good, fast and they live way farther left than our boys ever need to travel.

Ian White is sitting because he is, much like Gary, small in stature.  He's been sitting for a while and he's upset. We get it. But the D's improved since the little man sat down.

I'm telling you absolutely nothing you don't already know.  So crack a few and let's Live Blog this biotttchhhhhh, bitches.

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stonehands-78's avatar

Whoa, still confused with the time, two hour difference now. Also, when is your time changing again?

Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 03/07/13 at 07:58 PM ET

this weekend, Herm.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/07/13 at 08:59 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Howie is the only one playing good defense

Posted by Hootinani on 03/07/13 at 08:59 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

evening bitches

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 03/07/13 at 08:59 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Wow, Mick just forgot Drew Miller’s name.

He remembered the one who doesn’t play here, but forgot Drew.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/07/13 at 09:01 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

The new Eastern Conference looks like it could replace the old NHL.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/07/13 at 09:01 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

toots ... nice

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/07/13 at 09:01 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

I just realized realignment means more Mickey

Posted by MoreShoot on 03/07/13 at 09:01 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

No trip?

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 03/07/13 at 09:01 PM ET

SYF's avatar

evening bitches

Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 03/07/13 at 07:59 PM ET

Posted by SYF from Zata's Epic Viking Beard on 03/07/13 at 09:02 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

I just realized realignment means more Mickey

Posted by MoreShoot on 03/07/13 at 08:01 PM ET

Good point.  Excellent.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/07/13 at 09:02 PM ET

SYF's avatar

The Slicks may be young and fast, but man, they have a whole team full of William Tells.

Posted by SYF from Zata's Epic Viking Beard on 03/07/13 at 09:03 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Posted by SYF from Hutt Funkins on 03/07/13 at 08:02 PM ET

... um, ... is she wearing a tatoo?

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/07/13 at 09:03 PM ET

calquake's avatar

I just realized realignment means more Mickey

Posted by MoreShoot on 03/07/13 at 08:01 PM ET

It also means a little less drinking prior to the game starting for the easterners.

Posted by calquake on 03/07/13 at 09:03 PM ET

Guilherme's avatar

this weekend, Herm.

Thanks! Can’t wait for 8:30pm games. And can’t wait for realignement, let’s cut down a few of those 1am western games’ ok?

Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 03/07/13 at 09:04 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

Sounded like a fan next to the camera said something like “Fuch me, Brunner!.” when he almost caught up to that puck. heh

Posted by Yzersyuk on 03/07/13 at 09:04 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Smith is looking a LOT more comfortable back there—and as I say that he turns it over—and Franzen is still looking lazy.

I guess last game was his one good one for the next month.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/07/13 at 09:04 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Posted by SYF from Hutt Funkins on 03/07/13 at 08:02 PM ET

I’ll be back in two minutes.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 03/07/13 at 09:04 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Posted by SYF from Hutt Funkins on 03/07/13 at 08:02 PM ET

Is that all I am to you?  wink

 

okay fine

?w=500&h=749

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 03/07/13 at 09:04 PM ET

SYF's avatar

With the realignment comes the realization that there could be a Wings/Cawks SCF…

[mind blown]

Posted by SYF from Zata's Epic Viking Beard on 03/07/13 at 09:05 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

It also means a little less drinking prior to the game starting for the easterners.

a little less watsednesh for merff ...

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/07/13 at 09:05 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

I’ll be back in two minutes.

Posted by monkey from Fear and Loathing on 03/07/13 at 08:04 PM ET


holy crap…two minutes?


You stud!

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 03/07/13 at 09:05 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Two minutes? 

Lucky…

Posted by SYF from Zata's Epic Viking Beard on 03/07/13 at 09:05 PM ET

monkey's avatar

All right, I’m back.  Anyone got a cigarette?

Posted by monkey from Finland on 03/07/13 at 09:07 PM ET

calquake's avatar

holy crap…two minutes?


You stud!

Two minutes?

Lucky…

To be fair… it does take some time to get the lotion and the kleenex.

Posted by calquake on 03/07/13 at 09:07 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 03/07/13 at 08:04 PM ET

Need another two minutes.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 03/07/13 at 09:07 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

To be fair… it does take some time to get the lotion and the kleenex.

Posted by calquake on 03/07/13 at 08:07 PM ET

ah…well that explains it.  Geez was starting to feel a little insecure

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 03/07/13 at 09:07 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Is that all I am to you? 

okay fine

Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 03/07/13 at 08:04 PM ET

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 03/07/13 at 09:08 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Smith is looking a LOT more comfortable back there

It helps when you are a smooth skater with really good stick skills

Posted by MoreShoot on 03/07/13 at 09:08 PM ET

Guilherme's avatar

Realignement also means an excuse to buy NHL14. Been playing a self-updated NHL12 so far.

Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 03/07/13 at 09:08 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Abber crashing the net on a shot from the blue by Turnstile.

Posted by SYF from Zata's Epic Viking Beard on 03/07/13 at 09:08 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Turnstile - -auditioning for William tell

hit the fuching net

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/07/13 at 09:08 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

bare down on that shit Q!

Posted by Hootinani on 03/07/13 at 09:09 PM ET

SYF's avatar

brb, 19.

Posted by SYF from Zata's Epic Viking Beard on 03/07/13 at 09:09 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

PING!

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 03/07/13 at 09:09 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Post! One time that bitch

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 03/07/13 at 09:09 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Oh wow, Datsyuk is still filthy.

You know, just let Kindl have Quincey’s spot already; pretty sure he’d have buried that.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/07/13 at 09:10 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

It helps when you are a smooth skater with really good stick skills

Posted by MoreShoot on 03/07/13 at 08:08 PM ET

Thats what she said.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/07/13 at 09:10 PM ET

calquake's avatar

brb, 19.

Posted by SYF from Hutt Funkins on 03/07/13 at 08:09 PM ET

Someone grab a stopwatch.

Posted by calquake on 03/07/13 at 09:10 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Ok, what did I miss?

Posted by monkey from Finland on 03/07/13 at 09:11 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Tatar beggin to be on Pavs line

Posted by Hootinani on 03/07/13 at 09:11 PM ET

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