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All Signs Point To Disaster

This is the most redolent example of a trap game I've ever seen.

Coming off an emotional two game sweep of this once invincible and once Mighty Ducks, in front of 7 thousand of their own fans and 11 thousand of ours. 

Phoenix hasn't won in five games.  Shane Doan has been playing for free the entire year, waiting for a Saudi pharmacist to buy the team. HockeyinHD says I shouldn't have said that about the Saudi pharmacist, that this is no place for hijinks like that.

This is a Live Blog, bitches.  And somewhere Murph is getting completely and utterly wasted, whore-style.

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whorestyle's avatar

Never Fear. Det Feed.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 03/25/13 at 10:09 PM ET

You rock the damn Cas bah

Posted by whorestyle from Whooorze-ville, Arizona on 03/25/13 at 10:11 PM ET

Vladimir16's avatar

HaHa, Nice move…. but I am going to have to say no thanks, but thanks for the offer, you’re sweet!
Lets Go Red Wings!!!
Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer’s chair on 03/25/13 at 10:05 PM ET

*slides back to original stool* Bartender, I’ll have a Bud Light please…. Scratch that, I need something strong, make it a Zima hmmm

Posted by Vladimir16 from Grand River Valley on 03/25/13 at 10:12 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

Never Fear. Det Feed.

Posted by RorSchach

thank you.

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 03/25/13 at 10:13 PM ET

whorestyle's avatar

I said it in a post yesterday and I say it again.

Ken, Mike and Mike need to go into the room with Dekuyser, put a pen and a check on the table and tell him to fill out the long line.

Posted by whorestyle from Whooorze-ville, Arizona on 03/25/13 at 10:13 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Aw, washed it out then called it. Lame.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/25/13 at 10:13 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

apparently it’s OK to trip a guy so long as he’s trying to make a difficult move?

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 03/25/13 at 10:14 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Posted by
     
    whorestyle
     
    from Whooorze-ville, Arizona on 03/25/13 at 10:11 PM ET

I do what I can.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 03/25/13 at 10:14 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Nice try Niquil.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 03/25/13 at 10:14 PM ET

whorestyle's avatar

apparently it’s OK to trip a guy so long as he’s trying to make a difficult move?

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 03/25/13 at 10:14 PM ET

Well he was probably going to fall down anyway, right?

Posted by whorestyle from Whooorze-ville, Arizona on 03/25/13 at 10:14 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Evenin’ whores.  Has Doanbag done anything stupid yet?

Posted by calquake on 03/25/13 at 10:14 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Monster save!

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 03/25/13 at 10:15 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Monster-Mash!

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/25/13 at 10:15 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Gustavson with a little whore-stylin’

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/25/13 at 10:15 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Well he was probably going to fall down anyway, right?

Posted by whorestyle from Whooorze-ville, Arizona on 03/25/13 at 10:14 PM ET

Frigging soft Europeans.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 03/25/13 at 10:15 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

boy the Coyotes are giving us easy rushes through the neutral zone against only 2 dmen.  would sure be nice if we had some explosive players that could hook up on a 3-on-2…

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 03/25/13 at 10:16 PM ET

whorestyle's avatar

SCOOOREEEEE

Posted by whorestyle from Whooorze-ville, Arizona on 03/25/13 at 10:16 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Whitey? Really? Nice.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 03/25/13 at 10:16 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Play that funky music White boy!

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/25/13 at 10:16 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

SWEET

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 03/25/13 at 10:16 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Dirty White Boy!!!!

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/25/13 at 10:16 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

That’s Brunners goal.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 03/25/13 at 10:16 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

holy crap did I call it (sort of) or did I call it?!

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 03/25/13 at 10:16 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Looks like Swiss Miss

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/25/13 at 10:17 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

BAM

that white kid ... where’s he been?

keep him.

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/25/13 at 10:17 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

WOo HOo SCORE
GO WINGS!!!!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 03/25/13 at 10:17 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Bonjour 19.  Checking in a the White boy scores!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the prospect shuffle.... on 03/25/13 at 10:17 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

It may be tied up - already

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/25/13 at 10:17 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

I don’t know if it was posted earlier today somewhere around here, but if you want to see some strange stuff, go here:

http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showthread.php?t=1384699

Warning: some images may be disturbing to sensitive viewers.

(if that was posted previously, just ignore me. as usual)

MONEYBALL

Whitey showing that he wants to stay in the lineup.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/25/13 at 10:17 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Brunner. Not White.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 03/25/13 at 10:17 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

I’ve noticed Brunner has a talent for knocking pucks out of the air…

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 03/25/13 at 10:17 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

You guys are on fire tonight, hard to catch up

Posted by Hootinani on 03/25/13 at 10:18 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

a = as Jeebus, it’s like having an iPad.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the prospect shuffle.... on 03/25/13 at 10:18 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

did they say Franzen got a haircut?  maybe he’ll be faster.  like Lang fast.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 03/25/13 at 10:18 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Brunner and White’ll both take it, I’m sure.

Now let’s call this goal off.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/25/13 at 10:19 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Brunner. Not White.

Play that funk music Brunner boy!

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/25/13 at 10:19 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Brunner got a hair cut.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 03/25/13 at 10:19 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

This shit is funny.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 03/25/13 at 10:19 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Brunner got the haircut, now if hed just get a nose job, hed fly

Posted by Hootinani on 03/25/13 at 10:19 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Damn Andersson has some freaking wheels.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 03/25/13 at 10:19 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where free agents no longer want to go. on 03/25/13 at 10:19 PM ET

Born leaders, every damn one of em.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the prospect shuffle.... on 03/25/13 at 10:20 PM ET

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