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All Signs Point To Disaster

This is the most redolent example of a trap game I've ever seen.

Coming off an emotional two game sweep of this once invincible and once Mighty Ducks, in front of 7 thousand of their own fans and 11 thousand of ours. 

Phoenix hasn't won in five games.  Shane Doan has been playing for free the entire year, waiting for a Saudi pharmacist to buy the team. HockeyinHD says I shouldn't have said that about the Saudi pharmacist, that this is no place for hijinks like that.

This is a Live Blog, bitches.  And somewhere Murph is getting completely and utterly wasted, whore-style.

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monkey's avatar

Bonjour whore stylers, time to kick some tires.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 03/25/13 at 07:32 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

An akbar game indeed.  Time to get wasted.

LGRW

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/25/13 at 07:49 PM ET

NIVO's avatar

R-uh-Vwah or something. Trap game, they havent won in 5. I dont like it.

Hannah Barbera in net, Monster flops and wiggles.

Crazy night ahead.

Lets get 2, its the only way to be sure.

Posted by NIVO from underpants gnome village on 03/25/13 at 07:50 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Evenin’ Bitches. Jumping on the bandwagon, Whore Style.


Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/25/13 at 07:50 PM ET

monkey's avatar

This is how it used to be:

Posted by monkey from Finland on 03/25/13 at 07:53 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Hopefully, the A2Y WAAAHMBULANCE is filled to capacity today, has left the scene, and we can have some fun here tonight.

And then, I’ll fall asleep 30 minutes before the puck drop.

Posted by dougie on 03/25/13 at 07:56 PM ET

HockeytownOverhaul's avatar

I agree, the Anaheim games remind me of the Vancouver game.  After that stunning display, we shit the bed for a week.  Here’s hoping we don’t shit the bed tonight.

Posted by HockeytownOverhaul on 03/25/13 at 07:58 PM ET

whorestyle's avatar

Evening bitches.

Has anybody seen my weiner?

Posted by whorestyle from Whooorze-ville, Arizona on 03/25/13 at 07:59 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Hopefully, the A2Y WAAAHMBULANCE is filled to capacity today, has left the scene, and we can have some fun here tonight.

Dougie, you’re like my favorite warm wet blanket.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 03/25/13 at 07:59 PM ET

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Posted by monkey from Fear and Loathing on 03/25/13 at 07:53 PM ET

That photo reminds me of a comment Milbury made the other day. He said that Homer is the greatest player to ever set up in front of the net in the history of the NHL.

Something we already know, but, it was nice to hear Homer getting recognition.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/25/13 at 08:01 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Dougie, you’re like my favorite warm wet blanket.

In case you’re wondering, I have no idea what that means.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 03/25/13 at 08:02 PM ET

whorestyle's avatar

omething we already know, but, it was nice to hear Homer FINALLY getting recognition.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/25/13 at 08:01 PM ET

Fixed.

Posted by whorestyle from Whooorze-ville, Arizona on 03/25/13 at 08:04 PM ET

klank's avatar

Homer needs to be in the stands.  can not stop laughing @ Homer on the far left… helllooO!

Posted by klank from the finest hot tub in Marin on 03/25/13 at 08:06 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Fixed.

Posted by whorestyle on 03/25/13 at 08:04 PM ET

Fixed, with whore style.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/25/13 at 08:06 PM ET

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I don’t have anything against Saudi’s.

Pharmacists?  Bleep those guys.  Total racket.

Posted by HockeyinHD on 03/25/13 at 08:07 PM ET

whorestyle's avatar

Pharmacists?  Bleep those guys.  Total racket.

Posted by HockeyinHD on 03/25/13 at 08:07 PM ET

Hey I don’t mean to be a prude….but we don’t say “Bleep” around these parts.

Shit, whore, motherfucher, ass, bitch and Q maybe…but no way do we stoop so far as to say “bleep”

Posted by whorestyle from Whooorze-ville, Arizona on 03/25/13 at 08:14 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Getting primed watching Hawks v. Kings.  Kings trying to hit everything that moves.  Hawks fans getting all wet and uncomfortable everytime Patty (MVP) Kane is on the ice.

Posted by MoreShoot on 03/25/13 at 08:16 PM ET

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    whorestyle
     
      on 03/25/13 at 08:14 PM ET

There goes my virgin ears.. eyes.. whatever..

Posted by HockeytownOverhaul on 03/25/13 at 08:16 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

I’m still trying to figure out what the fuch bleep means.  Meanwhile, the 19 are gettin’ ready to throw down some live ass mutherfuchin’ blog—whore style!

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/25/13 at 08:21 PM ET

whorestyle's avatar

Just means that everything I do tonight will be done whorestyle.  Eating dogs, watching the game, taking a piss after too many beers. 

Hell I even did this whorestyle:

?w=500

Posted by whorestyle from Whooorze-ville, Arizona on 03/25/13 at 08:21 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Hey I don’t mean to be a prude….but we don’t say “Bleep” around these parts.

Shit, whore, motherfucher, ass, bitch and Q maybe…but no way do we stoop so far as to say “bleep”

Posted by whorestyle on 03/25/13 at 08:14 PM ET

Also, don’t make the mistake I did.  No words longer than six letters.

“The less you know….” *jingle*

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/25/13 at 08:22 PM ET

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Posted by whorestyle on 03/25/13 at 08:21 PM ET

There’s whore-style, then there’s redheaded-whore-style.  And redheaded-whore-style is a whole different ballgame kids.  Not for the faint of heart.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/25/13 at 08:25 PM ET

whorestyle's avatar

There’s whore-style, then there’s redheaded-whore-style.  And redheaded-whore-style is a whole different ballgame kids.  Not for the faint of heart.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/25/13 at 08:25 PM ET

lolz….oh damn now that’s funny

Posted by whorestyle from Whooorze-ville, Arizona on 03/25/13 at 08:28 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

It’s a TARP.  DET have 0 probability of wining tonight, none, nada.  It’s likely to be over before 10 minutes are gone.  Queue the Eric Clapton.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/25/13 at 08:41 PM ET

whorestyle's avatar

Shut your me mouth.

Posted by whorestyle from Whooorze-ville, Arizona on 03/25/13 at 08:42 PM ET

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Posted by monkey from Fear and Loathing on 03/25/13 at 07:53 PM ET

Thats funny, liking the laughing Hudlers, fer sure.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/25/13 at 08:45 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Bonjour whore-style, Bitches!

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/25/13 at 08:58 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/25/13 at 08:58 PM ET

Time to strap on your fanny pack, bitch.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 03/25/13 at 08:59 PM ET

whorestyle's avatar

Time to strap on your fanny pack, bitch.

Posted by monkey from Fear and Loathing on 03/25/13 at 08:59 PM ET

So after high school I went to Austrailia with the MIchigan Lions club all state band thing…as part o the uniform we were all given fanny packs.  You should have seen the look the busdriver at the airport gave us when one of the girls asked another girl to hold her fanny pack.

Posted by whorestyle from Whooorze-ville, Arizona on 03/25/13 at 09:01 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Time to strap on your fanny pack, bitch.

I hate sexual euphemisms.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/25/13 at 09:02 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

With absolutely 0 chance of winning we should just continue to light this candle and not take it too seriously.

Because happiness is one moment before you want more happiness.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/25/13 at 09:03 PM ET

Riviera's avatar

It's a Crap!

It’s definitely a crap.

Posted by Riviera from Phoenix on 03/25/13 at 09:05 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Because happiness is one moment before you want more happiness.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/25/13 at 09:03 PM ET

That’s the same thing they told me about heroin in rehab.

Posted by dougie on 03/25/13 at 09:06 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

It’s a crap game tonight.  And not the fun, don’t throw a seven kind.

That ginger up above there yonder looks mighty scared.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/25/13 at 09:07 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Because happiness is one moment before you want more happiness.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/25/13 at 09:03 PM ET

That’s the same thing they told me about heroin in rehab.

Posted by dougie on 03/25/13 at 09:06 PM ET

I guess both are addicting.


Monkey, what’d you think of that first period, or is your whore feed still delayed?

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/25/13 at 09:09 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Monkey, what’d you think of that first period, or is your whore feed still delayed?

I’m just glad she’s not pregnant.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 03/25/13 at 09:11 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Bonjour Beetiches. Looks like I missed a good LB last night.Had a little hockey practice working on my best one timer into the glass Sammy style. Yes workin like a whore on a payday at the Navy yards.

Looking foward to a boring Jerseyesque trap game against a 3 game in 4 night west coaster weekend. Thanks again Gary. Ass

Blow the trap free whore style.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 03/25/13 at 09:12 PM ET

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Posted by monkey from Fear and Loathing on 03/25/13 at 07:53 PM ET

That photo reminds me of a comment Milbury made the other day. He said that Homer is the greatest player to ever set up in front of the net in the history of the NHL.

Something we already know, but, it was nice to hear Homer getting recognition.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/25/13 at 08:01 PM ET

Milbury said a smart thing?!?!?  Glad you shared that, Kate, as I always mute the sound when he’s on. 

monkey - love that photo.  Thanks!

Do it, Wings - whore style.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 03/25/13 at 09:18 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Evenin’ you Whore Stylin’ Bitches. smile

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 03/25/13 at 09:19 PM ET

whorestyle's avatar

Evenin’ you Whore Stylin’ Bitches.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 03/25/13 at 09:19 PM ET

Evening bitch

Posted by whorestyle from Whooorze-ville, Arizona on 03/25/13 at 09:23 PM ET

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com