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All Routes To Mankato Are Closed: There’s A Killer On The Road
by IwoCPO on 01/25/13 at 07:27 PM ET
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"Little House" never scared me. Sure, when Mary went blind and that little skank Nellie started tricking on her 16th birthday? Disturbing. But never scared, really. It wasn't a scary show. It was family. It was Pa battling a few broken ribs to protect the clan from savage rats. It was Mr. Angel, wasted on corn whiskey but lovable. It was Albert with the lisp stoned to the bejesus belt on morphine up in the hay loft.
The Ingalls sisters stayed grounded. And we loved them for it. But they never had to deal with the likes of a really bad man.
Well, tonite they do. Tonite, Little House is back in a stirring return on FS-Detroit, brought to you by the Bernstein Law Firm and that idiotic sports store who claims "the strike is over." And don't you think for a second it's going to be all giggles and light. No.
The Ingalls sisters leave the innocence of Walnut Grove and travel east to the mean streets of Detroit. It's there that Mary and Laura, together again because they each have agents now, find out that the world can be much more cruel and sinister than just the leering gaze of Nels Olsen at the tail end of a barn dance. Tonite, it's the Ingalls sisters battling a serial killer, a sociopath, a wacked out toothless bearded bastard who wreaked havoc in the Rockies ten years ago and hasn't stopped killing since.
Little Half Pint and her blind dimwitted sister Mary take to the ice in Detroit tonite, a place they could have called home had they not elected to live together in harmony and song for the rest of their Cup-less lives.
Bring it ladies. Our Serial Killer awaits and his brain is squirming like a frigging toad. It's a live blog, bitches.
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I can’t find the game on Center Ice in Canada… WTF???
Is there NHL Network in Canada?
Posted by monkey from Finland on 01/25/13 at 08:40 PM ET
full bean coffee as compared to what? half bean and horse dung?
Yes.
Posted by monkey from Finland on 01/25/13 at 08:41 PM ET
the feed switched to a wild feed.
Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/25/13 at 08:42 PM ET
The PK of death gets it’s chance. Fasten your seatbelts.
Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 01/25/13 at 08:43 PM ET
the feed switched to a wild feed.
Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/25/13 at 07:42 PM ET
Pretty much grounds for me to stop watching…
Posted by sjketcheson from Ottawa on 01/25/13 at 08:44 PM ET
“Little Half Pint and her blind dimwitted sister Mary ... “
... still gigling.
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 01/25/13 at 08:44 PM ET
jimmy’s dong is large sofar tonight.
Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/25/13 at 08:45 PM ET
http://www.livecaststream.net/
Poor quality FSD feed
Posted by sjketcheson from Ottawa on 01/25/13 at 08:45 PM ET
@monkey - We have NHL network, but that is blocked for me… and the game is not on it… stupid…
Posted by alukacs on 01/25/13 at 08:46 PM ET
wow
and
yikes
that was close for smitty
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 01/25/13 at 08:47 PM ET
arrrrrrrrrrg. and the XM feed is aboot 8 seconds ahead of the vidio.
go go jimmy t. howard
Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/25/13 at 08:47 PM ET
jimmy’s dong is large sofar tonight
Does his wife know?
Posted by monkey from Finland on 01/25/13 at 08:47 PM ET
Queasy doing a little stick work on Douche boi. Finally, something productive outta that guy.
Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 01/25/13 at 08:47 PM ET
Wings being completely dominated. Again.
Posted by Mandingo from The Garage on 01/25/13 at 08:48 PM ET
monkey - We have NHL network, but that is blocked for me… and the game is not on it… stupid…
Well, I’m sorry, but you got fuched.
Posted by monkey from Finland on 01/25/13 at 08:49 PM ET
shots 6-2 not the wings
Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/25/13 at 08:49 PM ET
WelCome back Bertuzzi, lets see some ACTION!
Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 01/25/13 at 08:50 PM ET
hope that wasn’t pav with a high stick
Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/25/13 at 08:50 PM ET
Wings losing the puck battles. Not good
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/25/13 at 08:50 PM ET
Hiuh? Datsyuk?
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/25/13 at 08:51 PM ET
damn buckets - - clear the puck
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/25/13 at 08:52 PM ET
Not a good sign when pav goes to the box. Jimmy needs to stand on his head tonight. Gonna be a long one.
Posted by peiz11 from Minneapolis on 01/25/13 at 08:53 PM ET
dk of death or pp of puke… six of one half a dozen the other…
Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/25/13 at 08:53 PM ET
dk of death
pk of death
Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/25/13 at 08:53 PM ET
The AHL-er Huskins, one of DET’s better “D” - - yikes
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/25/13 at 08:54 PM ET
Wonder if DET is going to bother to show up tonight?
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/25/13 at 08:56 PM ET
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