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All Routes To Mankato Are Closed: There’s A Killer On The Road
by IwoCPO on 01/25/13 at 07:27 PM ET
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"Little House" never scared me. Sure, when Mary went blind and that little skank Nellie started tricking on her 16th birthday? Disturbing. But never scared, really. It wasn't a scary show. It was family. It was Pa battling a few broken ribs to protect the clan from savage rats. It was Mr. Angel, wasted on corn whiskey but lovable. It was Albert with the lisp stoned to the bejesus belt on morphine up in the hay loft.
The Ingalls sisters stayed grounded. And we loved them for it. But they never had to deal with the likes of a really bad man.
Well, tonite they do. Tonite, Little House is back in a stirring return on FS-Detroit, brought to you by the Bernstein Law Firm and that idiotic sports store who claims "the strike is over." And don't you think for a second it's going to be all giggles and light. No.
The Ingalls sisters leave the innocence of Walnut Grove and travel east to the mean streets of Detroit. It's there that Mary and Laura, together again because they each have agents now, find out that the world can be much more cruel and sinister than just the leering gaze of Nels Olsen at the tail end of a barn dance. Tonite, it's the Ingalls sisters battling a serial killer, a sociopath, a wacked out toothless bearded bastard who wreaked havoc in the Rockies ten years ago and hasn't stopped killing since.
Little Half Pint and her blind dimwitted sister Mary take to the ice in Detroit tonite, a place they could have called home had they not elected to live together in harmony and song for the rest of their Cup-less lives.
Bring it ladies. Our Serial Killer awaits and his brain is squirming like a frigging toad. It's a live blog, bitches.
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Boom. Magic.
Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where free agents no longer want to go. on 01/25/13 at 10:42 PM ET
oh man. killer with 2
Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/25/13 at 10:42 PM ET
PASHA to BERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 01/25/13 at 10:43 PM ET
Pasha is a witch
Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 01/25/13 at 10:43 PM ET
Bert-Uzi !
Let’s Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/25/13 at 10:43 PM ET
Nice hustle Lashoff.
Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 01/25/13 at 10:43 PM ET
I’m done expecting failure from the Red Wings so long as Pasha rules the ice.
Posted by Brooklyn Deuce from Fauborg Marigny on 01/25/13 at 10:44 PM ET
Pasha is a witch
Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 01/25/13 at 09:43 PM ET
That must mean he floats in water.
Posted by calquake on 01/25/13 at 10:44 PM ET
that was a disgusting pass.
nasty lucky charms
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 01/25/13 at 10:44 PM ET
They ought to be chanting for Dats
Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 01/25/13 at 10:44 PM ET
Turn Smith loose kid got wheels
Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 01/25/13 at 10:45 PM ET
Just got home, what did I miss?
/checks score/
whoa! Other than the score, how are we doing?
Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 01/25/13 at 10:45 PM ET
Bert Uzi just about gave it back. Sheesh.
Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 01/25/13 at 10:45 PM ET
4:18 Unknown goal (Unassisted)
hahahhahaha
Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/25/13 at 10:45 PM ET
I told you bitches the Killer was back. Jerry Lee Bertuzzi.
Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 01/25/13 at 10:45 PM ET
4:18 T. Bertuzzi goal (Assists: P. Datsyuk, V. Filppula)
Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/25/13 at 10:46 PM ET
mick with the chuckle ... love it
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 01/25/13 at 10:46 PM ET
What a saucer pass. Don’t kiss him Bert. We don’t know what funky virus you may pass on.
Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 01/25/13 at 10:46 PM ET
Jerry Lee Bertuzzi.
Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 01/25/13 at 09:45 PM ET
Hell, I’d let him marry my 13 year old cousin.
Posted by calquake on 01/25/13 at 10:46 PM ET
4:18 Unknown goal (Unassisted)
I guess that’s what happens when The Prince of Darkness scores a goal.
Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 01/25/13 at 10:47 PM ET
OMG Herm you are the luckiest man on the planet
first period was atrocious. so was most of the second. we were all putting together plans for a mass suicide into the Detroit River. seriously. it was horrid. then Brunner.
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 01/25/13 at 10:47 PM ET
Let Bert uzi kiss em all. He playing with swag
Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 01/25/13 at 10:50 PM ET
Bert is in the House! Ha
Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 01/25/13 at 10:50 PM ET
#44 looks like he’s 10 years younger and 5 years more experienced than last season.
Posted by Joe Z. from Austria on 01/25/13 at 10:50 PM ET
Is that the first time Gator has been on top?
Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 01/25/13 at 10:51 PM ET
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Bert Uzi!!! With a sweet setup from #13
Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 01/25/13 at 10:42 PM ET