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All Routes To Mankato Are Closed: There’s A Killer On The Road

"Little House" never scared me. Sure, when Mary went blind and that little skank Nellie started tricking on her 16th birthday? Disturbing.  But never scared, really.  It wasn't a scary show. It was family. It was Pa battling a few broken ribs to protect the clan from savage rats. It was Mr. Angel, wasted on corn whiskey but lovable. It was Albert with the lisp stoned to the bejesus belt on morphine up in the hay loft.

The Ingalls sisters stayed grounded.  And we loved them for it.  But they never had to deal with the likes of a really bad man. 

Well, tonite they do. Tonite, Little House is back in a stirring return on FS-Detroit, brought to you by the Bernstein Law Firm and that idiotic sports store who claims "the strike is over."  And don't you think for a second it's going to be all giggles and light. No.

The Ingalls sisters leave the innocence of Walnut Grove and travel east to the mean streets of Detroit. It's there that Mary and Laura, together again because they each have agents now, find out that the world can be much more cruel and sinister than just the leering gaze of Nels Olsen at the tail end of a barn dance.  Tonite, it's the Ingalls sisters battling a serial killer, a sociopath, a wacked out toothless bearded bastard who wreaked havoc in the Rockies ten years ago and hasn't stopped killing since.

Little Half Pint and her blind dimwitted sister Mary take to the ice in Detroit tonite, a place they could have called home had they not elected to live together in harmony and song for the rest of their Cup-less lives.

Bring it ladies.  Our Serial Killer awaits and his brain is squirming like a frigging toad.  It's a live blog, bitches.

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Rdwings28's avatar

unbelievable. just notorious brother. “Toto I don’t think we are on the prairie anymore”

Posted by Rdwings28 on 01/25/13 at 06:34 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Bring it ladies.  Our Serial Killer awaits and his brain is squirming like a frigging toad.  It’s a live blog, bitches.

Evenin bitches. My name is Kate, and I am a Wingaholic. Chief, I don’t know how you do it, but, I am so happy to have you on our side. 

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/25/13 at 06:43 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Chief, you make me giggle.

“Bring it ladies.”

... love it.  LOL

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 01/25/13 at 06:43 PM ET

OlderThanChelios's avatar

The only thing more disturbing than the Wings’ hapless start to the 2013 “season” is finding out that you, Master Chief, our personal representative on the front lines in the war against terror, knows so g.d. much about Little House on the Prarie. Seriously, seriously disturbing.

Posted by OlderThanChelios from Grand Rapids, MI on 01/25/13 at 06:44 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Bert may well be the only thing scaring Wings opponents these days; well him and 22.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/25/13 at 06:45 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Cause there isn’t much about the Wings game scaring anyone but the 19.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/25/13 at 06:46 PM ET

SnLO's avatar

i have the pre-game covered

Posted by SnLO from beyond the M-1 on 01/25/13 at 06:48 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

“Bert may well be the only thing scaring Wings opponents these days; ... “

‘Look in my eyes and be afraid. Be very afraid.’

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 01/25/13 at 06:50 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

i have the pre-game covered

other than the game, it is all the red heads that are posted here that get me through the week. Thanks eh?

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/25/13 at 06:51 PM ET

WingsFaninCO's avatar

And now I have The Doors stuck in my head.

On a separate note:  can anone find Chief’s post about the use of the term “we” when referring to the team? 

LGRW

Posted by WingsFaninCO on 01/25/13 at 07:08 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

kudos to Harding for staying positive being diagnosed with MS last October

... even if he is the enemy tonight.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 01/25/13 at 07:11 PM ET

monkey's avatar

The Ingalls sister. Jesus. You, sir, truly are a wizard.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 01/25/13 at 07:12 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Lets do this, Bitches. smile

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 01/25/13 at 07:15 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

FSD FEED when the game starts.

Premier Sports at the moment.

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/25/13 at 07:19 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Ancient Aliens or the Wings game? Decisions, decisions.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 01/25/13 at 07:23 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Have to miss the lb tonight. I’m at a usaf annual mx award banquet… Ugh.. I think I’d rather be at pinkys house watching the game and playing strip scrabble during commercial breaks.


At least there’s free beer and I may go home with a plaque.. I’ll be following via text update from my daughter though.


LGRW!

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 01/25/13 at 07:26 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Enjoy that.. Jeff. Sounds like a ball..

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 01/25/13 at 07:27 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Oh yes.. Let us pay to talk to dirty bitches. Couldn’t you do that at the bar? Rofl.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 01/25/13 at 07:28 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

at 10pc a minute.

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/25/13 at 07:29 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

That’s right. It’s cheap!

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 01/25/13 at 07:30 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Pinky.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 01/25/13 at 07:31 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

pregame on the feed is up

helm is god

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/25/13 at 07:31 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Holy Half Naked Helm. X-Rated right there.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 01/25/13 at 07:31 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

I’m hoping for the FSD broadcast. I need to see “the Wink”.


Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/25/13 at 07:32 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

God.. what Fags they are.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 01/25/13 at 07:34 PM ET

peiz11's avatar

Living in Minneapolis, I’m stuck with the Wild feed tonight. They just spent 10 minutes talking about Wings injuries and I threw up a little. I’m expecting a little more to come out once they start fawning over Parise like the rest of the Wild “fans”...urgh.

Posted by peiz11 from Minneapolis on 01/25/13 at 07:35 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

full bean coffee as compared to what? half bean and horse dung?

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/25/13 at 07:35 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Peiz.. that blows.. Big ones.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 01/25/13 at 07:36 PM ET

alukacs's avatar

I can’t find the game on Center Ice in Canada… WTF???

Posted by alukacs on 01/25/13 at 07:36 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

pregame song is being sung.

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/25/13 at 07:36 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

Evening all.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 01/25/13 at 07:36 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Alukacs - http://www.vipbox.tv/ice-hockey/126239/1/nhl:detroit-red-wings-vs-minnesota-wild-live-stream-online.html online feed.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 01/25/13 at 07:37 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

does murph ditch the clark kent look first or do the wings score a pp?

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/25/13 at 07:38 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Is this coming up on NHL Network?  What are they doing?

Have to put up with the picture chopped off on both sides.

Man NHL, Inc., sucks really badly.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 01/25/13 at 07:38 PM ET

peiz11's avatar

I swear this town forgot that the Wild were arguably the worst team in the league second half of last year…they’re planning the victory parade already because of one player and a defenseman who’s playing like crap.

Posted by peiz11 from Minneapolis on 01/25/13 at 07:38 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Hey may have you, Yoop.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 01/25/13 at 07:38 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Once more into the pit comrades, once more.  Evenin’ bitches!

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 01/25/13 at 07:38 PM ET

alukacs's avatar

Thanks RorSchach - I have an online feed… I just can’t find it on Center Ice - I like to record the game so I don’t have to watch the commercials grin

Posted by alukacs on 01/25/13 at 07:38 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

game on

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 01/25/13 at 07:39 PM ET

Down River Dan's avatar

With all the $$$$ they gave to Suter & Parise , nothing left over for a uniform redesign I guess? Worst jerseys ever.

Posted by Down River Dan on 01/25/13 at 07:40 PM ET

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