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Admiral Ackbar, please pick up the white courtesy phone

Jeff here pinch-hitting, Chief is tending to other matters.  

Detroyet have pulled off the improbable, taking 3 straight on the road; and then took a play-day in the sun on the rookies dime.  SJS played last night, this is their 3rd tilt in four nights.

Paging Admiral Ackbar, its a live blog with the bitches.

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SYF's avatar

Brian Hedger @BrianHedger

Holland also said he, Datsyuk and agent Gary Greenstein have not discussed contract extension yet but will after season concludes. #NHL

STFU, Hedger.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 03/28/13 at 10:29 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Malibu!  Good to see you about….You back “in country”?

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, hanging with Dan Cleary.... on 03/28/13 at 10:30 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Man, I didn’t realize how much I ate into the visor… I was too worried about matching the nose up. Ugh.

That’s why (well, among other reason) I’m an amateur. Heh.

Bear Grylls has to have some kind of trick to help you make booze out of your pee or something like that.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/28/13 at 10:26 PM ET

I was going to drink my own pee, but then got lost in the frozen wastelands. Go figure.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/28/13 at 10:30 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Game On, bitches.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/28/13 at 10:30 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

anyone has a feed? thx.

Posted by alukacs on 03/28/13 at 10:29 PM ET

http://www.firstrow1.eu/watch/177385/1/watch-san-jose-sharks-vs-detroit-red-wings.html

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, hanging with Dan Cleary.... on 03/28/13 at 10:31 PM ET

alukacs's avatar

gracias.

Posted by alukacs on 03/28/13 at 10:31 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Game On, bitches.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Looking for a “D” man on 03/28/13 at 10:30 PM ET

What did I tell you? STOW THAT TARP(!)

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/28/13 at 10:32 PM ET

RWBill's avatar


For reference, here’s the original:

You can see where I got the inspiration…

Posted by RedMenace from aboard the Crazy Train on 03/28/13 at 10:24 PM ET

NOW I get it.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/28/13 at 10:32 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

The Sharks feed. Drewouche Remenda. Fuch!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/28/13 at 10:32 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Bear Grylls has to have some kind of trick to help you make booze out of your pee or something like that.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/28/13 at 10:26 PM ET

Yep, but you have to remove your liver first, so you cant enjoy it for long

Posted by Hootinani on 03/28/13 at 10:33 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

Malibu!  Good to see you about….You back “in country”?

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, cutting up shark bait…... on 03/28/13 at 10:30 PM ET

I am thank goodness, just finished a 16 countries in 5 weeks trip, feels great to sit on my couch and watch the best organization in sports. And talk to all of you bitches.

Posted by stayouttamalibu from California on 03/28/13 at 10:33 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

And there was the WINK - Thanks Mickey!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 03/28/13 at 10:33 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Anyone with an FSD feed?  Every link I have on vipbox is the Sharts feed.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 03/28/13 at 10:33 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Raise your glass for Mama Renney

Posted by Hootinani on 03/28/13 at 10:33 PM ET

Norskirama's avatar

Help me 19.  Darren Eliot just used the term “Mendoza Line” .  I think he is talking about the line between 8th and 9th place, but where did the name come from?  Or is that just some whore style term he made up?

Posted by Norskirama from Lincoln, Nebraska on 03/28/13 at 10:33 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Wings Feeeeed!

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 03/28/13 at 10:34 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Raise your glass for Mama Renney

Posted by Hootinani on 03/28/13 at 10:33 PM ET

Aye.  Godspeed.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/28/13 at 10:35 PM ET

SYF's avatar

RorSchach, you’re a saint.  Thanks.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 03/28/13 at 10:35 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/28/13 at 10:32 PM ET

I got Ken and Mick on the Dish????

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/28/13 at 10:36 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Help me 19.  Darren Eliot just used the term “Mendoza Line” .  I think he is talking about the line between 8th and 9th place, but where did the name come from?  Or is that just some whore style term he made up?

Posted by Norskirama from Lincoln, Nebraska on 03/28/13 at 10:33 PM ET

I know its a baseball term having to do with batting average, what that has to do with NHL standing, I have 0 clue

Posted by Hootinani on 03/28/13 at 10:36 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Just call me Saint Whore Style.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 03/28/13 at 10:37 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Raise your glass for Mama Renney

Posted by Hootinani on 03/28/13 at 10:33 PM ET

A tip of the pint of Guinness to Mama Renney.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 03/28/13 at 10:37 PM ET

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Posted by Norskirama from Lincoln, Nebraska on 03/28/13 at 10:33 PM ET

Baseball, defined as batting below .200.  Named for a player who I believe had a career .200 average, and was kept around for his defensive abilities (catcher?)

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 03/28/13 at 10:37 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

“Mendoza Line” .

Used in baseball, to describe a players batting average that is under .200 (I think).

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/28/13 at 10:38 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

buckle up

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/28/13 at 10:38 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Just call me Saint Whore Style.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 03/28/13 at 10:37 PM ET

Slainte!

 

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 03/28/13 at 10:39 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

And talk to all of you bitches.

A few new faces mixed in with the same old pretty ones…..once ya figure out “bonjour’ and “whorestyle” it alls comes together.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, hanging with Dan Cleary.... on 03/28/13 at 10:39 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Wait, Franzen loses the puck in the offensive zone—sAY iT aINT sO

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/28/13 at 10:40 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Miller on the line with Zata and Fils.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 03/28/13 at 10:40 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

well hello there former Red Wings - Brad Stuart.

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 03/28/13 at 10:41 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Just call me Saint Whore Style.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 03/28/13 at 10:37 PM ET

Is that the malt liquor brand of St. Paulie Girl?

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 03/28/13 at 10:41 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Sharks are the third lowest scoring team in the NHL.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 03/28/13 at 10:41 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Gawd, I remember, not so long ago, the diamond clench everytime DET made a turnover - - they always ended up in our net

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/28/13 at 10:42 PM ET

klank's avatar

Howard.

Posted by klank from the finest hot tub in Marin on 03/28/13 at 10:42 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

@Jeff I have Verizon and there is only one feed on center ice.

Let’s Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/28/13 at 10:42 PM ET

SYF's avatar

DONG-tacular.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 03/28/13 at 10:43 PM ET

Norskirama's avatar

Posted by Norskirama from Lincoln, Nebraska on 03/28/13 at 10:33 PM ET

Yeah, figured it had nothing to do with hockey….consider the source.  Thanks for the explanation.

Posted by Norskirama from Lincoln, Nebraska on 03/28/13 at 10:43 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Geezo Phuck why is the Gamecenter via xbox just starting at 1040? 

10 minutes behind.  FSD just doing the intro. 

Guess I’lll see you bitches at intermission.

The picture is tremendous however.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/28/13 at 10:43 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

DONG!

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/28/13 at 10:44 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Brunner needs to get better at protecting the puck.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/28/13 at 10:44 PM ET

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