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Admiral Ackbar, please pick up the white courtesy phone

Jeff here pinch-hitting, Chief is tending to other matters.  

Detroyet have pulled off the improbable, taking 3 straight on the road; and then took a play-day in the sun on the rookies dime.  SJS played last night, this is their 3rd tilt in four nights.

Paging Admiral Ackbar, its a live blog with the bitches.

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Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Imagine if he had legitimate finishers on his line

Posted by Hootinani on 03/28/13 at 11:59 PM ET

Like Iginla?

Posted by SYF from the free agent sweepstakes on 03/29/13 at 12:02 AM ET

Iginla no likey Detroit. His choice.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/29/13 at 12:06 AM ET

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Posted by SYF from the free agent sweepstakes on 03/29/13 at 12:02 AM ET

If we had gotten Iginla Babs probably would have put him with Emmerton and Cleary.

Posted by stayouttamalibu from California on 03/29/13 at 12:06 AM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Like Iginla?

Posted by SYF from the free agent sweepstakes on 03/29/13 at 12:02 AM ET

Would rather trade for Gaborik.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/29/13 at 12:06 AM ET

RWBill's avatar

Basketball Spoiler Alert

IU just blew up my bracket by losing in spectacularly incompetent whore style.

Scored 5 points the first 10 minutes against the Syracuse zone D.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/29/13 at 12:07 AM ET

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Posted by SYF from the free agent sweepstakes on 03/29/13 at 12:02 AM ET

Media reports are surfacing that Pittsburgh got Iginla only because Iginla and his agent said “no” to the Boston trade that both teams had already agreed on.

Perhaps he should go on ESPN to tell the world he’s taking his talents to shitsberg. The NHL becomes more and more like the NBA every day.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/29/13 at 12:09 AM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

Oh Ozzie and Drapes. Such awful acting.

Posted by stayouttamalibu from California on 03/29/13 at 12:10 AM ET

SYF's avatar

@Hooti - Aye.  That was one ferociously evil, goal-scoring bastard.

brb, 19.  Until then,

Posted by SYF from Zata's Epic Viking Beard on 03/29/13 at 12:11 AM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Tagging back in….rum, hot tub, and a sunburned face, is it Good Friday yet?

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, for the 23rd postseason.... on 03/29/13 at 12:12 AM ET

RWBill's avatar

I’m giving them another 20 minutes.

http://flic.kr/p/6cth2M

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/29/13 at 12:12 AM ET

redxblack's avatar

That last period bored me into a coma. Fuch…

Posted by redxblack from Akron Ohio on 03/29/13 at 12:13 AM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

my mama told me there’d be days like this

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/29/13 at 12:14 AM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Tagging back in….rum, hot tub, and a sunburned face, is it Good Friday yet?

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, cutting up shark bait…... on 03/29/13 at 12:12 AM ET

Nothin good about it yet.

Well, maybe the flotation devices on that brunette up there

Posted by Hootinani on 03/29/13 at 12:14 AM ET

WestWing's avatar

That last period bored me into a coma. Fuch…

I’ve seen pre-game skates that were more exciting.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/29/13 at 12:14 AM ET

RWBill's avatar


Tagging back in….rum, hot tub, and a sunburned face, is it Good Friday yet?

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, cutting up shark bait…... on 03/29/13 at 12:12 AM ET

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/29/13 at 12:15 AM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Sharts due to head south…this is their 5th game in 3 days ...or something like that. 

Let’s Go Red Wings !!!!!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, for the 23rd postseason.... on 03/29/13 at 12:16 AM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, cutting up shark bait…... on 03/29/13 at 12:16 AM ET

Hopefully you’ll bring some goals for us with you from the hot tub.

Posted by stayouttamalibu from California on 03/29/13 at 12:18 AM ET

WestWing's avatar

Sharts due to head south…this is their 5th game in 3 days ...or something like that.

Sad thing is, they haven’t been very good at all either.  This game is a total suckfest.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/29/13 at 12:18 AM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Sharts due to head south…this is their 5th game in 3 days ...or something like that. 

nights, rummie. nights.

... 5th game in 3 nights.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/29/13 at 12:18 AM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Mule - out - - who’d notice?

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/29/13 at 12:20 AM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/29/13 at 12:15 AM ET

Such a dumb ass, drove back from Newport with the top down…fricking face is sunburned like middle of the summer, passed out on the beach, grade A, stellar.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, for the 23rd postseason.... on 03/29/13 at 12:20 AM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

1 shot in 40 minutes…Mules-less

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 03/29/13 at 12:20 AM ET

SYF's avatar

How are TWO tickets (+2 drinks and 2 hot dogs) for $54 be considered a “Family Pack?”  Odd marketing…

Third period.  Finish this, Wings.

Posted by SYF from Zata's Epic Viking Beard on 03/29/13 at 12:21 AM ET

RWBill's avatar

C’mon boys, it’s been an epic road trip so far, 20 minutes here. Pick it up.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/29/13 at 12:21 AM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Franzen out with a lower body injury?

What the *#$%@&? He hasn’t done anything all game to injure anything… unless he pulled something on that swan dive he did earlier.

Finally get Nyquist on the 2nd line by default.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/29/13 at 12:21 AM ET

Rumbear's avatar

C’mon….Auntie Nemi is gonna eat those up

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, for the 23rd postseason.... on 03/29/13 at 12:22 AM ET

jennyquarx's avatar

Well this is dumb.

Posted by jennyquarx on 03/29/13 at 12:22 AM ET

SYF's avatar

Mules-less out.  I may have seen him once on the ice.

Posted by SYF from Zata's Epic Viking Beard on 03/29/13 at 12:22 AM ET

RWBill's avatar

Such a dumb ass, drove back from Newport with the top down…fricking face is sunburned like middle of the summer, passed out on the beach, grade A, stellar.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, cutting up shark bait…... on 03/29/13 at 12:20 AM ET

Are you new to southern Californa?  smile

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/29/13 at 12:23 AM ET

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Lower body injury for Franzen?  Something he’s missing between the legs, perhaps?

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 03/29/13 at 12:23 AM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

And another fuching turnover

AWF
UL

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/29/13 at 12:23 AM ET

42jeff's avatar

So I’ve been a little distracted tonight.  Has the whole game been like this?  Just…boring?

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 03/29/13 at 12:23 AM ET

Rumbear's avatar

How are TWO tickets (+2 drinks and 2 hot dogs) for $54 be considered a “Family Pack?”

Mom and your son…...you pay.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, for the 23rd postseason.... on 03/29/13 at 12:23 AM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Bru and Tal

Posted by Hootinani on 03/29/13 at 12:23 AM ET

WestWing's avatar

again, not mentally sharp at all tonight

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/29/13 at 12:23 AM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

night bitches

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/29/13 at 12:23 AM ET

42jeff's avatar

oh lovely

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 03/29/13 at 12:23 AM ET

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Such a dumb ass, drove back from Newport with the top down…fricking face is sunburned like middle of the summer, passed out on the beach, grade A, stellar.
Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, cutting up shark bait…... on 03/29/13 at 12:20 AM ET

Been there done that.  When we had our drop top, sunscreen and a ball cap were always in the glove box after a couple of those sunburns.

Shit

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 03/29/13 at 12:23 AM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

So I’ve been a little distracted tonight.  Has the whole game been like this?  Just…boring?

Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 03/29/13 at 12:23 AM ET

Yes.

Posted by stayouttamalibu from California on 03/29/13 at 12:24 AM ET

Rumbear's avatar

My dong is hurtin…..

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, for the 23rd postseason.... on 03/29/13 at 12:24 AM ET

klank's avatar

ugh.. not Brent Burns.

Posted by klank from the finest hot tub in Marin on 03/29/13 at 12:24 AM ET

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