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Abstinence Is The Only Cure

We've endured losing streaks before.  Usually in February, like this one.  Only those were different because our midget commissioner hadn't ordered a five-month snow day.

This one is horribler, a word I rarely use but it's a real word because I checked.  It's horribler because if there's one thing we learned from The Natural, it's that losing is a disease as contagious as syphilis.  I don't want to catch sypilis and I've taken certain steps over the course of my life to ensure I haven't.  But if losing is contagious like that disease does that mean only the players themselves will catch it or the fans too?  I do not want syphilis. 

Please win. I'm allergic to penicillin and I really dislike Nashville.

It's a Live Blog bitches.  We're all in serious trouble. 

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Hootinani's avatar

Going to see the Vancouver game tomorrow, glad to see they used up all of the weekends goals on Bubba

Posted by Hootinani on 02/23/13 at 10:25 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Bez shuttie.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/23/13 at 09:24 PM ET

I think you mean “shut whore mouth.”  And you’re correct.  Will do.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/23/13 at 10:25 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Maintain the shutout.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/23/13 at 09:24 PM ET

Shut. Whore.Mouth.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/23/13 at 10:25 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Going to see the Vancouver game tomorrow, glad to see they used up all of the weekends goals on Bubba

We can build on this!

Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/23/13 at 10:26 PM ET

Bent's avatar

15 scoring chances for Nashville seems generous to me.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/23/13 at 10:26 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Play Journey now.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/23/13 at 10:26 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

@bez-Sorry, I forgot to say, Please.


Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/23/13 at 10:27 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Ill build the most expensive beer cup pyramid I can in 3 periods

Posted by Hootinani on 02/23/13 at 10:28 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Wow.  Did that really happen?  Great game!  Nite all.  See you tomorrow.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/23/13 at 10:28 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Bonjour

Posted by dougie on 02/23/13 at 10:28 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Off the schneid.  Gotta love it.  G’nite bitches!

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/23/13 at 10:28 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/23/13 at 10:28 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

FINALLY

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/23/13 at 10:28 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

@bez-Sorry, I forgot to say, Please.


Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/23/13 at 09:27 PM ET

Sometimes you have to be direct Kate! 

LGRW!

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/23/13 at 10:28 PM ET

calquake's avatar

A river derche.

Posted by calquake on 02/23/13 at 10:28 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Bonjour

Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/23/13 at 10:29 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

SHUTOUT! JIMMAH!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/23/13 at 10:29 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

See you bitches right back tomorrow

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/23/13 at 10:29 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

How cool, this was a Saturday night win like so many dozens we’ve enjoyed over the years.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/23/13 at 10:29 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

4 - 0

book it.

good win

do it again tom
g’nite

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/23/13 at 10:29 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

Awesome Performance by JIMMY HOWARD!

Good to have a W as in WIN!!!!!

Catch you all tomorrow!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/23/13 at 10:29 PM ET

calquake's avatar

How cool, this was a Saturday night win like so many dozens we’ve enjoyed over the years.


Good times… good times.

Posted by calquake on 02/23/13 at 10:30 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Chew. Swallow. Repeat. Lets do it again tomorrow!

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/23/13 at 10:31 PM ET

RWBill's avatar


How cool, this was a Saturday night win like so many dozens we’ve enjoyed over the years.


Good times… good times.

Posted by calquake on 02/23/13 at 09:30 PM ET

Wasn’t as easy as the score shows, Jimmy had big saves and some luck early on.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/23/13 at 10:32 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Nighty, night. Bitches.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/23/13 at 10:32 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Good game for Kronner. Lashoff is a keeper. On tomorrow 19.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/23/13 at 10:32 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

I’ll see you all tomorrow, bitches.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/23/13 at 10:33 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Cleary on NHLN.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/23/13 at 10:33 PM ET

monkey's avatar

We’re in eighth place and everyone except Nashville has at least a game in hand on us.  Bonjour, bitches!

Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/23/13 at 10:34 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Detroit sits in 8th, however the 4 teams behind them have 1 or 2 games in hand.

Vancouver is a crazy 5-1-2 on the road, 7-1-2 last 10 overall.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/23/13 at 10:53 PM ET

SYF's avatar

24:14.

That’s Brian Lashoff.  He leads all Detroit players in ice time in tonight’s game against the Preds.

I have nipples waaaaaay too perky right now.

Posted by SYF from Zata's Epic Viking Beard on 02/24/13 at 06:11 AM ET

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