Abel to Yzerman
Abstinence Is The Only Cure
by IwoCPO on 02/23/13 at 06:30 PM ET
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We've endured losing streaks before. Usually in February, like this one. Only those were different because our midget commissioner hadn't ordered a five-month snow day.
This one is horribler, a word I rarely use but it's a real word because I checked. It's horribler because if there's one thing we learned from The Natural, it's that losing is a disease as contagious as syphilis. I don't want to catch sypilis and I've taken certain steps over the course of my life to ensure I haven't. But if losing is contagious like that disease does that mean only the players themselves will catch it or the fans too? I do not want syphilis.
Please win. I'm allergic to penicillin and I really dislike Nashville.
It's a Live Blog bitches. We're all in serious trouble.
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Bez shuttie.
Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/23/13 at 09:24 PM ET
I think you mean “shut whore mouth.” And you’re correct. Will do.
Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/23/13 at 10:25 PM ET
Maintain the shutout.
Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/23/13 at 09:24 PM ET
Shut. Whore.Mouth.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/23/13 at 10:25 PM ET
Going to see the Vancouver game tomorrow, glad to see they used up all of the weekends goals on Bubba
We can build on this!
Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/23/13 at 10:26 PM ET
15 scoring chances for Nashville seems generous to me.
Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/23/13 at 10:26 PM ET
@bez-Sorry, I forgot to say, Please.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/23/13 at 10:27 PM ET
Ill build the most expensive beer cup pyramid I can in 3 periods
Posted by Hootinani on 02/23/13 at 10:28 PM ET
Wow. Did that really happen? Great game! Nite all. See you tomorrow.
Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/23/13 at 10:28 PM ET
Off the schneid. Gotta love it. G’nite bitches!
Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/23/13 at 10:28 PM ET
@bez-Sorry, I forgot to say, Please.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/23/13 at 09:27 PM ET
Sometimes you have to be direct Kate!
LGRW!
Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/23/13 at 10:28 PM ET
SHUTOUT! JIMMAH!
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/23/13 at 10:29 PM ET
See you bitches right back tomorrow
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/23/13 at 10:29 PM ET
How cool, this was a Saturday night win like so many dozens we’ve enjoyed over the years.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/23/13 at 10:29 PM ET
4 - 0
book it.
good win
do it again tom
g’nite
L.G.R.W.
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/23/13 at 10:29 PM ET
Awesome Performance by JIMMY HOWARD!
Good to have a W as in WIN!!!!!
Catch you all tomorrow!
Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/23/13 at 10:29 PM ET
How cool, this was a Saturday night win like so many dozens we’ve enjoyed over the years.
Good times… good times.
Posted by calquake on 02/23/13 at 10:30 PM ET
Chew. Swallow. Repeat. Lets do it again tomorrow!
Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/23/13 at 10:31 PM ET
How cool, this was a Saturday night win like so many dozens we’ve enjoyed over the years.
Good times… good times.
Posted by calquake on 02/23/13 at 09:30 PM ET
Wasn’t as easy as the score shows, Jimmy had big saves and some luck early on.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/23/13 at 10:32 PM ET
Nighty, night. Bitches.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/23/13 at 10:32 PM ET
Good game for Kronner. Lashoff is a keeper. On tomorrow 19.
Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/23/13 at 10:32 PM ET
We’re in eighth place and everyone except Nashville has at least a game in hand on us. Bonjour, bitches!
Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/23/13 at 10:34 PM ET
Detroit sits in 8th, however the 4 teams behind them have 1 or 2 games in hand.
Vancouver is a crazy 5-1-2 on the road, 7-1-2 last 10 overall.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/23/13 at 10:53 PM ET
24:14.
That’s Brian Lashoff. He leads all Detroit players in ice time in tonight’s game against the Preds.
I have nipples waaaaaay too perky right now.
Posted by SYF from a viewing moratorium of NBC's hockey coverage on 02/24/13 at 06:11 AM ET
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Going to see the Vancouver game tomorrow, glad to see they used up all of the weekends goals on Bubba
Posted by Hootinani on 02/23/13 at 10:25 PM ET