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Abstinence Is The Only Cure

We've endured losing streaks before.  Usually in February, like this one.  Only those were different because our midget commissioner hadn't ordered a five-month snow day.

This one is horribler, a word I rarely use but it's a real word because I checked.  It's horribler because if there's one thing we learned from The Natural, it's that losing is a disease as contagious as syphilis.  I don't want to catch sypilis and I've taken certain steps over the course of my life to ensure I haven't.  But if losing is contagious like that disease does that mean only the players themselves will catch it or the fans too?  I do not want syphilis. 

Please win. I'm allergic to penicillin and I really dislike Nashville.

It's a Live Blog bitches.  We're all in serious trouble. 

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Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Posted by Rumbear from the Top O the Hasek, looking for a…..found it! on 02/23/13 at 09:12 PM ET

Enjoy the birthday!

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/23/13 at 09:14 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

wants me to come join the family birthday dinner.

Therell be another one next year, for Christ sake

Posted by Hootinani on 02/23/13 at 09:14 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

BACK BREAKER!

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/23/13 at 09:14 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

OH. MY. GOODNESS.  BUCKETS?!?!?!?!?!?

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/23/13 at 09:14 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

PPG. Now for the fight.

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/23/13 at 09:14 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

WOO BITCHES!

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/23/13 at 09:14 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

holee sheet

a PP goal

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/23/13 at 09:14 PM ET

monkey's avatar

JUST THE TIP JUST TO SEE HOW IT FEELS

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 02/23/13 at 09:14 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

WOOT! PPG Check. Fight…. Still waiting.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/23/13 at 09:14 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

PP goal?

PP goal!

PP GOAL!!!

buckets

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/23/13 at 09:15 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Buckets? He shaved too.


Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/23/13 at 09:15 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

JUST THE TIP JUST TO SEE HOW IT FEELS

Posted by monkey from Fear and Loathing on 02/23/13 at 09:14 PM ET

You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me!

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/23/13 at 09:15 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Ok, on the count of three, everybody say something nice about Danny Cleary.

Ready? One, Two, Three

Posted by dougie on 02/23/13 at 09:16 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

PP GOAL- WOO HOO!!!!!!!
WINGS 4-0

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/23/13 at 09:16 PM ET

calquake's avatar

He has nice hair.

Posted by calquake on 02/23/13 at 09:16 PM ET

monkey's avatar

You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me!

Hillbilly.  White trash.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 02/23/13 at 09:16 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

“something nice about Danny Cleary”

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/23/13 at 09:16 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

A power play goal, what is it?

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 02/23/13 at 09:16 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Ok, on the count of three, everybody say something nice about Danny Cleary.

Ready? One, Two, Three

Posted by dougie on 02/23/13 at 09:16 PM ET

I’m sure he’ll have a wonderful retirement speech.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/23/13 at 09:17 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Hillbilly.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 02/23/13 at 09:17 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

What a deflection by Cleary, that was Holmstrom-worthy.

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 02/23/13 at 09:18 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

11:48 Daniel Cleary 3 (power play) (Assists: Niklas Kronwall 11, Pavel Datsyuk 12)

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 02/23/13 at 09:18 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Ok, on the count of three, everybody say something nice about Danny Cleary.

He was really good during the Wings last Cup run.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/23/13 at 09:18 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Hit him in the head again. That may knock some sense in em.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/23/13 at 09:18 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Ok, on the count of three, everybody say something nice about Danny Cleary.

Still thinking…

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/23/13 at 09:19 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Ok, on the count of three, everybody say something nice about Danny Cleary.

Um… He didn’t fuch that up!

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/23/13 at 09:19 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Im gonna get your 6 pregnate!!!

Posted by Hootinani on 02/23/13 at 09:19 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Call it bad planning. 20 years ago aboot this time in the far away land called Marin County, Son Number One (SNO) was born. Now the whiny SOB, (figuratively, of course) wants me to come join the family birthday dinner. The things I do….

Rumbear out.

Posted by Rumbear from the Top O the Hasek, looking for a…..found it! on 02/23/13 at 09:12 PM ET

Enjoy, Rummy.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/23/13 at 09:20 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

or pregnant even

Posted by Hootinani on 02/23/13 at 09:20 PM ET

calquake's avatar

or pregnant even

Thank you Snagglepuss.

Posted by calquake on 02/23/13 at 09:21 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Ok, on the count of three, everybody say something nice about Danny Cleary.

Ready? One, Two, Three

He’s never been convicted of murder.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 02/23/13 at 09:21 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Hillbilly.  White trash.

Posted by monkey from Fear and Loathing on 02/23/13 at 09:16 PM ET

You better get your ass to that wedding….

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/23/13 at 09:21 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

That Lashoff cat has a good head on his shoulders

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/23/13 at 09:22 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Heavens to Murgatroyd

Posted by Hootinani on 02/23/13 at 09:22 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Maintain the shutout.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/23/13 at 09:24 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

holy jumpin

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/23/13 at 09:24 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Mick needs to SWM!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/23/13 at 09:24 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Actually Ken… Murph just had a hotdog in his mouth.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/23/13 at 09:24 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Bez shuttie.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/23/13 at 09:24 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Slash is a keeper, fer sure

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/23/13 at 09:24 PM ET

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