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Abstinence Is The Only Cure

We've endured losing streaks before.  Usually in February, like this one.  Only those were different because our midget commissioner hadn't ordered a five-month snow day.

This one is horribler, a word I rarely use but it's a real word because I checked.  It's horribler because if there's one thing we learned from The Natural, it's that losing is a disease as contagious as syphilis.  I don't want to catch sypilis and I've taken certain steps over the course of my life to ensure I haven't.  But if losing is contagious like that disease does that mean only the players themselves will catch it or the fans too?  I do not want syphilis. 

Please win. I'm allergic to penicillin and I really dislike Nashville.

It's a Live Blog bitches.  We're all in serious trouble. 

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Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Tonight on HNIC during intermission , they listed new proposed realignment, and the wings are listed in the east in a division with leafs and habs!!

Posted by Down River Dan on 02/23/13 at 08:55 PM ET

Now that is some good news.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/23/13 at 08:58 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Monkey I want to party with you man.I haven’t heard of a dude with all that in oh 30 years.

Neither have I.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 02/23/13 at 08:58 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Can we reach an all time low and give up a 3 goal lead in just one period?

Shut Whore Mouth.

Realizing you have a problem is the first step in recovery.

Posted by calquake on 02/23/13 at 08:59 PM ET

Down River Dan's avatar

Columbus was also listed in the east, but other division

Posted by Down River Dan on 02/23/13 at 08:59 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Tonight on HNIC during intermission , they listed new proposed realignment, and the wings are listed in the east in a division with leafs and habs!!

Crack, it’s not an entry level drug.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 02/23/13 at 08:59 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Your Wings fandom redeems you in my eyes - mostly. 

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/23/13 at 08:58 PM ET

Hahaha.  I guess I’ll take what I can get!  LOL

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/23/13 at 09:00 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Huskins hits the post!

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/23/13 at 09:00 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

perfect pass!!!

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/23/13 at 09:00 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

TATAR!!!!

Posted by Hootinani on 02/23/13 at 09:00 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

post toastie

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 02/23/13 at 09:00 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Huskie hits the iron

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/23/13 at 09:00 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Sausage Fest !!!  I’m in !!

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 02/23/13 at 09:00 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Next three goals ....

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 02/23/13 at 09:01 PM ET

dougie's avatar

We are so bad this year , they are going to put us in the Southeast Conference,

Posted by dougie on 02/23/13 at 09:01 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Next three dongs are huge.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 02/23/13 at 09:02 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

What a great saucer pass Tatar.I was practicing that for 2 hours tonight and probably made 1 like that.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/23/13 at 09:02 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Monkey I want to party with you man.I haven’t heard of a dude with all that in oh 30 years.

Neither have I.

Posted by monkey from Fear and Loathing on 02/23/13 at 08:58 PM ET

Monkey is not a stoner.  Check that, I just know he’s not an alcoholic.

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 02/23/13 at 09:04 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Jeebus on pogo stick!  Lil Bro is 14-0!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 02/23/13 at 09:04 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Monkey is not a stoner.

I read it on the internet

Posted by dougie on 02/23/13 at 09:05 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Monkey is not a stoner.  Check that, I just know he’s not an alcoholic.

Truth be told, these days I’m just on the bad side of straight edge.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 02/23/13 at 09:05 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Lashoff feisty in front of the net.  Me likey.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/23/13 at 09:05 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

George just posted a realignment story on the main page FYI.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/23/13 at 09:06 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Monkey is not a stoner.

That word. I do not think it means what you think.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 02/23/13 at 09:06 PM ET

monkey's avatar

I read it on the internet

Bonjour

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 02/23/13 at 09:06 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Call a TO after that icing.

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 02/23/13 at 09:07 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Truth be told, these days I’m just on the bad side of straight edge.

In other words… he crosses the street without waiting for the light.

Posted by calquake on 02/23/13 at 09:08 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Bonjour

Posted by monkey from Fear and Loathing on 02/23/13 at 09:06 PM ET

Love that commercial.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/23/13 at 09:08 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

George just posted a realignment story on the main page FYI.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/23/13 at 09:06 PM ET

Thanks!  Interesting.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/23/13 at 09:09 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Love that commercial.

The look she flashes after the dude says “Bonjour”.  Priceless.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 02/23/13 at 09:09 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Abdelkader is a 200lb anchor around Pavs neck

Posted by Hootinani on 02/23/13 at 09:09 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

I hope (assuming this happens) that they bring back the old division names.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/23/13 at 09:10 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

whatever Jimmy had for breakfast.  Repeat.

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/23/13 at 09:10 PM ET

calquake's avatar

  Love that commercial.

The look she flashes after the dude says “Bonjour”.  Priceless.

It’s like she’s saying, “Aren’t you so jealous of me?”.

Posted by calquake on 02/23/13 at 09:10 PM ET

dougie's avatar

whatever Jimmy had for breakfast.  Repeat.

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/23/13 at 09:10 PM ET

There is a pecker pill joke in there somewhere

Posted by dougie on 02/23/13 at 09:11 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Call it bad planning. 20 years ago aboot this time in the far away land called Marin County, Son Number One (SNO) was born. Now the whiny SOB, (figuratively, of course) wants me to come join the family birthday dinner. The things I do….

Rumbear out. wink

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 02/23/13 at 09:12 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Rumbear out.

Bonjour

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 02/23/13 at 09:13 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

There is a pecker pill joke in there somewhere

Posted by dougie on 02/23/13 at 09:11 PM ET

It’s in the Predators’ net.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/23/13 at 09:13 PM ET

RWBill's avatar


Abdelkader is a 200lb anchor around Pavs neck

Posted by Hootinani on 02/23/13 at 09:09 PM ET

I like Abdelkader but think Eaves would probably complement Datsyuk better.  But what do I know.

Abdelkader has been good at menacing the crease for a number of games, maybe that’s why he has him there.

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 02/23/13 at 09:13 PM ET

calquake's avatar

  Rumbear out.

Bonjour

Priceless.

Posted by calquake on 02/23/13 at 09:13 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

There is a pecker pill joke in there somewhere

Posted by dougie on 02/23/13 at 09:11 PM ET

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/23/13 at 09:14 PM ET

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