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Abstinence Is The Only Cure

We've endured losing streaks before.  Usually in February, like this one.  Only those were different because our midget commissioner hadn't ordered a five-month snow day.

This one is horribler, a word I rarely use but it's a real word because I checked.  It's horribler because if there's one thing we learned from The Natural, it's that losing is a disease as contagious as syphilis.  I don't want to catch sypilis and I've taken certain steps over the course of my life to ensure I haven't.  But if losing is contagious like that disease does that mean only the players themselves will catch it or the fans too?  I do not want syphilis. 

Please win. I'm allergic to penicillin and I really dislike Nashville.

It's a Live Blog bitches.  We're all in serious trouble. 

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MoreShoot's avatar

perfect pass!!!

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/23/13 at 09:00 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

post toastie

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, fanning the flames, with rum..... on 02/23/13 at 09:00 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Huskie hits the iron

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/23/13 at 09:00 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Sausage Fest !!!  I’m in !!

Posted by RWBill from the Babcock school of cheese grabbing. on 02/23/13 at 09:00 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Next three goals ....

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, fanning the flames, with rum..... on 02/23/13 at 09:01 PM ET

dougie's avatar

We are so bad this year , they are going to put us in the Southeast Conference,

Posted by dougie on 02/23/13 at 09:01 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Next three dongs are huge.

Posted by monkey from Prague on 02/23/13 at 09:02 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

What a great saucer pass Tatar.I was practicing that for 2 hours tonight and probably made 1 like that.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Home of the Cup Champion Greenville Pylons on 02/23/13 at 09:02 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Monkey I want to party with you man.I haven’t heard of a dude with all that in oh 30 years.

Neither have I.

Posted by monkey from Fear and Loathing on 02/23/13 at 08:58 PM ET

Monkey is not a stoner.  Check that, I just know he’s not an alcoholic.

Posted by RWBill from the Babcock school of cheese grabbing. on 02/23/13 at 09:04 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Jeebus on pogo stick!  Lil Bro is 14-0!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, fanning the flames, with rum..... on 02/23/13 at 09:04 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Monkey is not a stoner.

I read it on the internet

Posted by dougie on 02/23/13 at 09:05 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Monkey is not a stoner.  Check that, I just know he’s not an alcoholic.

Truth be told, these days I’m just on the bad side of straight edge.

Posted by monkey from Prague on 02/23/13 at 09:05 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Lashoff feisty in front of the net.  Me likey.

Posted by MsRedWinger from the State where Tigers roam in the Spring on 02/23/13 at 09:05 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

George just posted a realignment story on the main page FYI.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/23/13 at 09:06 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Monkey is not a stoner.

That word. I do not think it means what you think.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, fanning the flames, with rum..... on 02/23/13 at 09:06 PM ET

monkey's avatar

I read it on the internet

Bonjour

Posted by monkey from Prague on 02/23/13 at 09:06 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Call a TO after that icing.

Posted by RWBill from the Babcock school of cheese grabbing. on 02/23/13 at 09:07 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Truth be told, these days I’m just on the bad side of straight edge.

In other words… he crosses the street without waiting for the light.

Posted by calquake from a.k.a. Uniquake, workin' on my manifesto on 02/23/13 at 09:08 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Bonjour

Posted by monkey from Fear and Loathing on 02/23/13 at 09:06 PM ET

Love that commercial.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/23/13 at 09:08 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

George just posted a realignment story on the main page FYI.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/23/13 at 09:06 PM ET

Thanks!  Interesting.

Posted by MsRedWinger from the State where Tigers roam in the Spring on 02/23/13 at 09:09 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Love that commercial.

The look she flashes after the dude says “Bonjour”.  Priceless.

Posted by monkey from Prague on 02/23/13 at 09:09 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Abdelkader is a 200lb anchor around Pavs neck

Posted by Hootinani from the parade following Babs out of town on 02/23/13 at 09:09 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

I hope (assuming this happens) that they bring back the old division names.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/23/13 at 09:10 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

whatever Jimmy had for breakfast.  Repeat.

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/23/13 at 09:10 PM ET

calquake's avatar

  Love that commercial.

The look she flashes after the dude says “Bonjour”.  Priceless.

It’s like she’s saying, “Aren’t you so jealous of me?”.

Posted by calquake from a.k.a. Uniquake, workin' on my manifesto on 02/23/13 at 09:10 PM ET

dougie's avatar

whatever Jimmy had for breakfast.  Repeat.

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/23/13 at 09:10 PM ET

There is a pecker pill joke in there somewhere

Posted by dougie on 02/23/13 at 09:11 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Call it bad planning. 20 years ago aboot this time in the far away land called Marin County, Son Number One (SNO) was born. Now the whiny SOB, (figuratively, of course) wants me to come join the family birthday dinner. The things I do….

Rumbear out. wink

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, fanning the flames, with rum..... on 02/23/13 at 09:12 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Rumbear out.

Bonjour

Posted by monkey from Prague on 02/23/13 at 09:13 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

There is a pecker pill joke in there somewhere

Posted by dougie on 02/23/13 at 09:11 PM ET

It’s in the Predators’ net.

Posted by MsRedWinger from the State where Tigers roam in the Spring on 02/23/13 at 09:13 PM ET

RWBill's avatar


Abdelkader is a 200lb anchor around Pavs neck

Posted by Hootinani on 02/23/13 at 09:09 PM ET

I like Abdelkader but think Eaves would probably complement Datsyuk better.  But what do I know.

Abdelkader has been good at menacing the crease for a number of games, maybe that’s why he has him there.

Posted by RWBill from the Babcock school of cheese grabbing. on 02/23/13 at 09:13 PM ET

calquake's avatar

  Rumbear out.

Bonjour

Priceless.

Posted by calquake from a.k.a. Uniquake, workin' on my manifesto on 02/23/13 at 09:13 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

There is a pecker pill joke in there somewhere

Posted by dougie on 02/23/13 at 09:11 PM ET

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/23/13 at 09:14 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Posted by Rumbear from the Top O the Hasek, looking for a…..found it! on 02/23/13 at 09:12 PM ET

Enjoy the birthday!

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/23/13 at 09:14 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

wants me to come join the family birthday dinner.

Therell be another one next year, for Christ sake

Posted by Hootinani from the parade following Babs out of town on 02/23/13 at 09:14 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

BACK BREAKER!

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/23/13 at 09:14 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

OH. MY. GOODNESS.  BUCKETS?!?!?!?!?!?

Posted by MsRedWinger from the State where Tigers roam in the Spring on 02/23/13 at 09:14 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

PPG. Now for the fight.

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/23/13 at 09:14 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

WOO BITCHES!

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/23/13 at 09:14 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

holee sheet

a PP goal

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/23/13 at 09:14 PM ET

monkey's avatar

JUST THE TIP JUST TO SEE HOW IT FEELS

Posted by monkey from Prague on 02/23/13 at 09:14 PM ET

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