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Abel to Yzerman

Abstinence Is The Only Cure

We've endured losing streaks before.  Usually in February, like this one.  Only those were different because our midget commissioner hadn't ordered a five-month snow day.

This one is horribler, a word I rarely use but it's a real word because I checked.  It's horribler because if there's one thing we learned from The Natural, it's that losing is a disease as contagious as syphilis.  I don't want to catch sypilis and I've taken certain steps over the course of my life to ensure I haven't.  But if losing is contagious like that disease does that mean only the players themselves will catch it or the fans too?  I do not want syphilis. 

Please win. I'm allergic to penicillin and I really dislike Nashville.

It's a Live Blog bitches.  We're all in serious trouble. 

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Rumbear's avatar

TATER slams a roofie!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, hanging with Dan Cleary.... on 02/23/13 at 09:03 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

TATER TOTS!  Young Wings doing the scoring tonight1

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/23/13 at 09:04 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

The Tatar Yoke begins anew.

Why can’t he be on a line with Pav?

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/23/13 at 09:04 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

TarTar….........................................2-0

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/23/13 at 09:04 PM ET

SK77's avatar

DDDAAAYYYMMNNNN.

Posted by SK77 on 02/23/13 at 09:04 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

TAH-tar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2-zip

nice ... right place at the right time

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/23/13 at 09:04 PM ET

ThreeWingCircus's avatar

Sauce!!!!!!

Posted by ThreeWingCircus from European tour on 02/23/13 at 09:04 PM ET

monkey's avatar

PO TAY TOES

Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/23/13 at 09:04 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

oh shit bitches hold on…. 2-0

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/23/13 at 09:04 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Well, we are winning by 2.

Deja Vu - - Fuch You

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/23/13 at 09:04 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

oh, oh ...

“two-to-nothing” lead?

surprised

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/23/13 at 09:05 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

I love Tatar’s hands, just quick and sure.

I was about to post we’re lucky we’re not down 3-1, but now it would be down 3-2.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/23/13 at 09:05 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Tatar! The next….............SWM.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/23/13 at 09:06 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 02/23/13 at 08:03 PM ET

Well hello there.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/23/13 at 09:06 PM ET

calquake's avatar

It’s unfortunate one of the likes of Sauce or Anders will go back down when Serial Killer and sammy get back.

Posted by calquake on 02/23/13 at 09:06 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

I spent too much time on 8 Mile, Woodward, and Gratiot

Then there was Reno…who knew the air racing team could get a “group discount”?

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, hanging with Dan Cleary.... on 02/23/13 at 09:07 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Whitey smashed

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/23/13 at 09:07 PM ET

Avatar

Clune again…..big surprise

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 02/23/13 at 09:07 PM ET

monkey's avatar

It’s completely *#$%@& stupid one of the likes of Sauce or Anders will go back down when Serial Killer and sammy get back.

Fixed.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/23/13 at 09:07 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Dammit.  Another D man!

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/23/13 at 09:07 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

ouch…..

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/23/13 at 09:08 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Yikes.  Hope White’s ok.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/23/13 at 09:08 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Release the Toottoo!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, hanging with Dan Cleary.... on 02/23/13 at 09:08 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

dirty…

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/23/13 at 09:08 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Pussy with the full on face gear. Cowardly as FUCH.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/23/13 at 09:08 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Tootoo needs to help Clune reset that jaw.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/23/13 at 09:08 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Wait!  The goal light went on?!?!?

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/23/13 at 09:09 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Guess White’s OK.  And the PP looks determined.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/23/13 at 09:09 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Fil’s group looked decent anyways

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/23/13 at 09:09 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Cleary.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/23/13 at 09:10 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Where did THAT PP unit come from?

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, hanging with Dan Cleary.... on 02/23/13 at 09:10 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Cleary.

Posted by monkey from Fear and Loathing on 02/23/13 at 08:10 PM ET

I know.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/23/13 at 09:11 PM ET

monkey's avatar

  Cleary.

  Posted by monkey from Fear and Loathing on 02/23/13 at 08:10 PM ET

I know.

Tatar would have had another goal.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/23/13 at 09:12 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Clang!  Dammit.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/23/13 at 09:13 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

22 = clanck

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/23/13 at 09:13 PM ET

Bent's avatar

CLANG

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/23/13 at 09:13 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Clank

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, hanging with Dan Cleary.... on 02/23/13 at 09:13 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Tatar would have had another goal.

Like being on the team permanently.

Posted by calquake on 02/23/13 at 09:13 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

so close 2-2

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/23/13 at 09:13 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

holy second period wake up batman

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/23/13 at 09:13 PM ET

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