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6 More Games And The Conflagration Will Be Complete

I think I spelled "conflagration" right.  I think. I don't have time to worry about that.  I just don't. I'm way late for this Live Blog and there is just no time to waste.

Chicago appears confident. They have a plan.  Mike Tyson, in all his wisdom, once said in  his best Gary Bettman voice that, "everybody's got a plan 'til they get punched in the mouth."

An early lead. An early goal. An early Kronwallian experience would serve as that punch in the mouth.

The "first ten" minutes tonite might be the most important "first ten minutes" in recent Wing history.

Circle the village.  Prepare the torches.  Because if this thing goes as we hope tonite?

Then we're talking a big, fat ass Western Conference fire.  A big one. With kerosene and high flames and smores and Backwoods cigars. 

10 to 12.  6 to the Big Burn. 

It's a Live Blog, bitches.

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Rumbear's avatar

Nice x check by Hoesass

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 05/23/13 at 07:26 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Smitty looking poised as hell.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 05/23/13 at 08:25 PM ET

Haven’t cursed his name yet tonight, must be doing something right

Posted by Hootinani on 05/23/13 at 07:26 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Dong denies $0.20. 

$0.20 cries in his sisters’ panties.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 05/23/13 at 07:27 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Is the goddamn ice tilted?

Posted by dougie on 05/23/13 at 07:27 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

$0.20 cries in his sisters’ panties.

Posted by SYF from the Flood on 05/23/13 at 08:27 PM ET


You are of course implying that he’s WEARING his sister’s panties and crying right?

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 05/23/13 at 07:28 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Wings being forced to play along the boards.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 05/23/13 at 07:28 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Hoesass
Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, SCP Round #2….whore style on 05/23/13 at 08:26 PM ET

Doesn’t that cost more?

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 05/23/13 at 07:28 PM ET

Primis's avatar

So this has been a first 10:00 or something.

Posted by Primis on 05/23/13 at 07:28 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

$0.20 cries in his sisters’ panties.

Posted by SYF from the Flood on 05/23/13 at 08:27 PM ET


You are of course implying that he’s WEARING his sister’s panties and crying right?

he just SAYS they’re his sister’s.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/23/13 at 07:29 PM ET

SYF's avatar

You are of course implying that he’s WEARING his sister’s panties and crying right?

Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 05/23/13 at 08:28 PM ET

Both, actually.  He wears one under his helmet, too.  That explains that grotesque “beard” of his.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 05/23/13 at 07:29 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Is the goddamn ice tilted?
Posted by dougie on 05/23/13 at 08:27 PM ET

The Jameson’s is kicking in nicely

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 05/23/13 at 07:29 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Wings being forced to play along the boards.

Posted by SYF from the Flood on 05/23/13 at 08:28 PM ET

And so are the Hawks.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 05/23/13 at 07:29 PM ET

HockeytownOverhaul's avatar

They need to start moving their feet and finishing checks.  Abby’s looking good.  Franzen needs to get in it.

They’re still half a step slow though

Posted by HockeytownOverhaul on 05/23/13 at 07:29 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Someone needs to get Kronwalled. Something to change the pace.

Posted by MoreShoot on 05/23/13 at 07:30 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

The neutral zone trap is rockin tonight. Just need to be careful of those turnovers

Posted by Yzersyuk on 05/23/13 at 07:30 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Franzen needs to get in it.

Wow…if we had $.20 each time one of us typed THAT this year…there’d be lots of happy cabbies out there.

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 05/23/13 at 07:31 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Good start.  Cawks seem frustrated.  Trying to dominate and .....not

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 05/23/13 at 07:31 PM ET

Tony Perkis's avatar

Olcyzk jerks off to the Hawks.

Posted by Tony Perkis from Drinking at Robert's Lounge with Billy Batts on 05/23/13 at 07:31 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Franzen needs to get in it.
They’re still half a step slow though
Posted by HockeytownOverhaul on 05/23/13 at 08:29 PM ET

I thought Mule was scratched?

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 05/23/13 at 07:31 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Sadly, it won’t take much for the 19 to start cussing, like a Hawks win, or one goal.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 05/23/13 at 07:31 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Wake the fuch up, Wings.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 05/23/13 at 07:31 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Just play boys.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 05/23/13 at 07:32 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Is the goddamn ice tilted?

Try standing up straight.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 05/23/13 at 07:32 PM ET

HockeytownOverhaul's avatar

Jesus Christ the Wings GAP IS HORRIBLE.

You only see 2 D in frame, the F’s are at the offensive blue line instead of supporting the puck.. PUCK SUPPORT BITCHES

Posted by HockeytownOverhaul on 05/23/13 at 07:32 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Try standing up straight.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 05/23/13 at 08:32 PM ET

You are of course implying that he CAN stand up at this point….we’ve been waiting for this game two damn days

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 05/23/13 at 07:32 PM ET

SYF's avatar

C’mon, Kindl.  Take care of the puck.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 05/23/13 at 07:33 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

PLEASE stop trying to flip passes over the Cawks’ sticks in our zone.  that’s the reason for many of the turnovers.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/23/13 at 07:33 PM ET

HockeytownOverhaul's avatar

Jesus Christ the Wings GAP IS HORRIBLE.

You only see 2 D in frame, the F’s are at the offensive blue line instead of supporting the puck.. PUCK SUPPORT BITCHES

5 man unit, up and down the ice.  That’s what won us the last two games.


Jesus and Edzo’s talking his fuching interference, whiney bitch

Posted by HockeytownOverhaul on 05/23/13 at 07:33 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Was Wally moving in slow motion?

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 05/23/13 at 07:33 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

Slow it down jimmah *deep breath*

Posted by Yzersyuk on 05/23/13 at 07:33 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Quit fuching crying Ice Patch.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 05/23/13 at 07:33 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Atta boy Andy flop his ass.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 05/23/13 at 07:33 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

this NBC *#$%@& just said the Wings have been good at subtle interference for years.

somebody strangle him.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/23/13 at 07:33 PM ET

Primis's avatar

SNEAKY INTERFERENCE.  FOR SO MANY YEARS.  MY NAME IS EDZO AND SOMEONE PLEASE RIP MY THROAT OUT, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

Posted by Primis on 05/23/13 at 07:33 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Try standing up straight.

Tried it. Didn’t work for me.

I’ll try again tomorrow

Posted by dougie on 05/23/13 at 07:34 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Edzo Again makes the subtle interference claim.

Posted by MoreShoot on 05/23/13 at 07:34 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Someone get eddy a tissue for fuch’s sake.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 05/23/13 at 07:34 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Jesus Lashoff, we had control of the puck, they get the shot and an offensive face off.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 05/23/13 at 07:34 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

How boot those sneaky cross checks dumbass?

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 05/23/13 at 07:34 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Need more possession and forecheck.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 05/23/13 at 07:34 PM ET

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