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54 to 12. Oh yes. I’m Going There.

My friends, let me remind you that this is not coincidence.  This is not happenstance or silliness.

Your Detroit Red Wings are undefeated and in first place because Baby Jesus wants them there. He wants US there. 

Still with me? Hi.

Ok.  Only the die-hards are here, only the 19.  Exactly how we like it.

Dallas tonight, followed by Gary's reclamation project in Phoenix and then a Hudler-like extravaganza in Vegas. Is that the order? Is it Phoenix, then Vegas or vice versa? I'd look it up but, you know, kinda lazy.

Whatthefuchever. 

Our little diva, PetR Mrazek, is in net tonight. Some of you may view that as a negative. Oh no. Not me. Always positive. If he wants to reclaim that job from the Donger, he'll shut some things down.  Goaltending may turn out to be our greatest strength.

Until, you know, Jimmah gets hurt...then it all goes to shit.

But tonight? Oh no. Tonight, we have our first place Wings with 38 games to go until they reach Kenny's goal of just getting in.

It's a Live Blog, you bitches.  

LGRW.

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stonehands-78's avatar

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 10/10/17 at 07:53 PM ET

ilovehomers's avatar

I’d hate to jinx it, but if Howie getting injured is an inevitability, I am sure he’d get injured in some BS way like usual - i.e. teammate falling on him.

Place your bets now.

Posted by ilovehomers on 10/10/17 at 07:55 PM ET

bigfrog's avatar

Just win. smile

Posted by bigfrog on 10/10/17 at 08:03 PM ET

Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit's avatar

Evenin ’ Bitches. Whatthefuchever.  wink 

Exactly!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit on 10/10/17 at 08:11 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

so we’re facing the bish tonite

he’s 19-8-0 with a 1.85 GAA and .931 SV% career vs the Wings

... and 3 SOs

hmmm

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 10/10/17 at 08:18 PM ET

Alan's avatar

Since you went there, Chief, then I feel obligated to say this:

Skate to the throat!

Don’t give those guys an inch of space, make ‘em regret ever having posession of the puck, and make sure Bishop knows how the Pens felt when they got trounced by Chicago last week.

LGRW!

Posted by Alan from Atlanta on 10/10/17 at 08:30 PM ET

calquake's avatar

It’s a great night for a hockey game.  L.G.R.W.

Posted by calquake from a.k.a. Uniquake, workin' on my manifesto on 10/10/17 at 08:31 PM ET

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160 more points to 164

LGRW!!!

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 10/10/17 at 08:33 PM ET

Gary A$$ SUCK !!'s avatar

Hejsan Y’all !!! 
L.G.R.W     clap clap clap

Posted by Gary A$$ SUCK !! from Fort Myers, Florida on 10/10/17 at 08:35 PM ET

calquake's avatar

First repeated joke of the year:  It’s a good news, bad news story.  The good news?  A hundred year old man just went in to the DMV to renew his license for 3 years.  The bad news?  An hour later the hundred year old man went to the DMV to renew his license for 3 years.

Posted by calquake from a.k.a. Uniquake, workin' on my manifesto on 10/10/17 at 08:39 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

CQ ... you crack me up

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 10/10/17 at 08:43 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Who did Ken eat? Whoa buddy..

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 10/10/17 at 08:43 PM ET

calquake's avatar

CQ ... you crack me up

My work here is done then.

Posted by calquake from a.k.a. Uniquake, workin' on my manifesto on 10/10/17 at 08:44 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

aarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

close z

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 10/10/17 at 08:48 PM ET

calquake's avatar

No goal but nice work in the O zone by Z, Nyquil and Sauce.

Posted by calquake from a.k.a. Uniquake, workin' on my manifesto on 10/10/17 at 08:48 PM ET

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Frk and Abby change lines?

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 10/10/17 at 08:54 PM ET

ilovehomers's avatar

Abby with larkin and Mantha. Not Frk. Maybe AA would be able to tell us, but how do you draw Blashill’s ire so quickly that you get kicked off a line not even 10 minutes into the game?

Posted by ilovehomers on 10/10/17 at 08:55 PM ET

Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit's avatar

First repeated joke of the year:  It’s a good news, bad news story.  The good news?  A hundred year old man just went in to the DMV to renew his license for 3 years.  The bad news?  An hour later the hundred year old man went to the DMV to renew his license for 3 years.

Posted by calquake from a.k.a. Uniquake, workin’ on my manifesto on 10/10/17 at 08:39 PM ET

The good news? We’re all still here and able to read this joke. Thanks, Quaker! wink

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit on 10/10/17 at 08:55 PM ET

bigfrog's avatar

Bad start.0-1. angry

Posted by bigfrog on 10/10/17 at 08:56 PM ET

Bent's avatar

That sucks

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 10/10/17 at 08:57 PM ET

Alan's avatar

Well, I saw that comin’.

Posted by Alan from Atlanta on 10/10/17 at 08:57 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

nutz

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 10/10/17 at 08:57 PM ET

Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit's avatar

Booooooo! Get it back! Right quick!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit on 10/10/17 at 08:57 PM ET

Gary A$$ SUCK !!'s avatar

Crap

Posted by Gary A$$ SUCK !! from Fort Myers, Florida on 10/10/17 at 08:58 PM ET

Gary A$$ SUCK !!'s avatar

LGRW clap clap clap

Posted by Gary A$$ SUCK !! from Fort Myers, Florida on 10/10/17 at 08:59 PM ET

Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit's avatar

If Tatar is angry, then he can hit back with a few goals of his own.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit on 10/10/17 at 08:59 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

“man advantage”

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 10/10/17 at 09:07 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Petr had no idea where that puck was.

Posted by calquake from a.k.a. Uniquake, workin' on my manifesto on 10/10/17 at 09:10 PM ET

Alan's avatar

Razer looks like he’s not one hundred percent in the arena tonight. This doesn’t bode well.

Posted by Alan from Atlanta on 10/10/17 at 09:12 PM ET

Royal Grand Exalted PooBah's avatar

Go for 3 in a row

Posted by Royal Grand Exalted PooBah from the basement of the Alamo on 10/10/17 at 09:13 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

... to the box

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 10/10/17 at 09:15 PM ET

ilovehomers's avatar

Wow Seguin!!

Posted by ilovehomers on 10/10/17 at 09:15 PM ET

bigfrog's avatar

0-2. Everything Dallas shots goes in. looks like a long night. sick

Posted by bigfrog on 10/10/17 at 09:16 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

.
.
.
right

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 10/10/17 at 09:16 PM ET

Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit's avatar

Arrrrrrgggghhhh!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit on 10/10/17 at 09:17 PM ET

Alan's avatar

Yep. No surprise there.

Posted by Alan from Atlanta on 10/10/17 at 09:17 PM ET

Gary A$$ SUCK !!'s avatar

Duck Mrazek Duck..

Posted by Gary A$$ SUCK !! from Fort Myers, Florida on 10/10/17 at 09:18 PM ET

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Looks like Blashill’s line machinations are having their desired effect.  oh oh

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 10/10/17 at 09:20 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Buck up homies, there’s still two periods to play.

Posted by calquake from a.k.a. Uniquake, workin' on my manifesto on 10/10/17 at 09:33 PM ET

Alan's avatar

Oh for sure, cal. We could still pull it off. Mrazek just looks about a half-step behind the play, is all. On top of that, Dallas is coming at us hard, looking for their first win of the year. While I’d love to see us pull a win off, I’m honestly not expecting it.

Posted by Alan from Atlanta on 10/10/17 at 09:36 PM ET

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com