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23’s A Pie In The Sky Summit And Tonite Means Everything

He was a little too tall and he was most definitely wasted.  He could have used a few pounds back then, but he's made up for it in beer weight since the Wings grabbed him in the spring of '97. 

For two years in Toronto, Larry Murphy wasted away in a puddle of his own mediocre feces.  He was jeered because Leaf fans had forgotten by then what a winner looked like. 151 regular season games played in front of the worst fair-weather fans in hockey history. 6 playoff games is what he tallied for Toronto, two of them wins.

Then, with the snap of a finger and a flash of Ilitch cash, he was headed to South Detroit, where the winners live.  

Over the course of the next two playoff years, Larry Murphy played 42 games, winning 32 of them, along with two Cups. He drank beer during press conferences, fed Nick Lidstrom slick little bullets along the blue line and watched as he poured them into net after net. 

Playoff wins, Cups, parades, puppies and hookers. Murph had it all in Detroit. All of it.  And they watched him in Toronto and twisted their little cold, bitter lips into angry, angst-filled grimaces. They watched and watched as year after year the Wings kept coming. Deep runs. Cups. More parades. Swedes in Novi, parties on the river. Fire trucks. Yoohoo. Cheddar. First pitches at Tiger games because that's what winners do.  

And still they watched in Toronto. Coach after coach. Choke after choke. Not even a sniff while the Wings just kept coming.

You think they hate the Wings in St. Louis, in piss-ant Denver? Nashville? You don't know the bitter stench of jealousy until you've been in Toronto in May.

Larry Murphy was a Leaf once, but they dealt him to Detroit and watched him start a dynasty. I have to believe that's a story best untold to the darling little doves come bed time in Ontario.

Naturally, he stayed in Detroit, because winners don't leave the Wings.  He stayed then retired. Took a job babbling between the benches, then the Wings let him go and we know that story, too.  Too many pops, probably. And we dig that. We do.

Now? Murph would probably man the point on our second power play. That's how bad the injuries are. But I won't rehash it. I haven't been here to suffer through it like the rest of you, so I have no right to whine.  I just know what is real.  And what's real is that this team has no business being where they are. This team, should have been eliminated the minute Sochi sunk its Putin-smeared teeth into Hank. 

If Toronto had the injuries Detroit does now? They'd be getting their asses kicked by Bay City John Glenn, instead of clutching the final spot with less than ten left. 

But we're not Toronto.  Tomorrow they'll wake to their 8th straight loss. Us? We'll wake tonite, after too many warm PBRs and a big Wing win, to the sound of thunder.  Southern Michigan summer time is not far off. Puppies, children laughing, green grass and the playoffs await for us? The Leafs?  The chill will remain because baby Jesus likes it that way, and so does Murph.

This might as well be the playoffs. You know it and so do I.  I'm back for this one, and maybe a few more. We'll see.  Whore style. 

It's a Live Blog, bitches. 

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Riviera's avatar

Shitze

Posted by Riviera from Phoenix on 03/29/14 at 07:43 PM ET

Bent's avatar

It’s gotten so I don’t expect the wings to score on the PP.  If they do it’s a bonus.

And fuch.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 03/29/14 at 07:43 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

You’re welcome. fuch us.

Posted by MoreShoot on 03/29/14 at 07:44 PM ET

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Don’t bear down on the PP and get exactly what you deserved right after.

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 03/29/14 at 07:44 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Whores!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/29/14 at 07:44 PM ET

SK77's avatar

Entire team let up as soon as the ref’s arm went up. Jesus Christo.

Posted by SK77 on 03/29/14 at 07:44 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Blow.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 03/29/14 at 07:45 PM ET

dougie's avatar

What the hell is it with all the goals against in the last minute of the period? It has been as regular as clockwork all season long.

Posted by dougie on 03/29/14 at 07:47 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Ok, wings still up one.  Outscore Toronto in the 3rd and there’s nothing to worry about.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 03/29/14 at 07:48 PM ET

SK77's avatar

Could have been worse—Wings are up by 1 going into the 3rd and Grapes might stroke out yet.

Posted by SK77 on 03/29/14 at 07:48 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

The good news is the wings cannot give up a two-goal third-period lead tonight

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/29/14 at 07:51 PM ET

monkey's avatar

The good news is the wings cannot give up a two-goal third-period lead tonight

Oh yes they can.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 03/29/14 at 07:52 PM ET

WingFanFormerlyInLA's avatar

PP is flipping awful.  I think the Leafs had more shots than the Wings.

Posted by WingFanFormerlyInLA on 03/29/14 at 07:52 PM ET

RWBill's avatar


The good news is the wings cannot give up a two-goal third-period lead tonight

Oh yes they can.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 03/29/14 at 08:52 PM ET

Damn you and your gloomy vision!

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/29/14 at 07:54 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Positive vibes my friends.. positive vibes.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 03/29/14 at 07:55 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

The good news is the wings cannot lose this when going into the third period with a two-goal lead.

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/29/14 at 07:57 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Positive vibes my friends.. positive vibes.

Jesus! Bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing, intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out! The weasels were closing in. I could smell the ugly brutes.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 03/29/14 at 07:58 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

“It’s 9 o’clock on a Saturday ...”

com’ on boyz,

Just.

Win.


L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/29/14 at 08:00 PM ET

SK77's avatar

Carolina just scored !!!

Posted by SK77 on 03/29/14 at 08:02 PM ET

SK77's avatar

Damn, and Columbus responds right away. Tied 2-2 with 12+ minutes in the 3rd.

Posted by SK77 on 03/29/14 at 08:03 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Stop the negative vibes Moriariety. LGRW

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 03/29/14 at 08:06 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

20 minutes of prevent offense coming up.

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/29/14 at 08:08 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 03/29/14 at 08:08 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

20 minutes of pucker-up prevent offense coming up.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/29/14 at 08:10 PM ET

Rdwings28's avatar

Bulldogs going to

Posted by Rdwings28 on 03/29/14 at 08:10 PM ET

Rdwings28's avatar

Uovertime

Posted by Rdwings28 on 03/29/14 at 08:11 PM ET

Rdwings28's avatar

Alfie sure works hard , for an old guy

Posted by Rdwings28 on 03/29/14 at 08:13 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

The next three goals are huge.

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/29/14 at 08:14 PM ET

SK77's avatar

Almost, Mule ... almost.

Posted by SK77 on 03/29/14 at 08:15 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Man the wings came so close to getting that two-goal lead that they could give up.

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/29/14 at 08:17 PM ET

Gary A$$ SUCK !!'s avatar

I wish Alfie could make the next goal ??? and next and next…!!

Posted by Gary A$$ SUCK !! from Fort Myers, Florida on 03/29/14 at 08:17 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Evening all.

Wow, am I huloosenatin’?  Looks like the band is back together.  An old fashioned LB.

Kessel doing the turtle thing.  Kick his ass tater.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/29/14 at 08:18 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Great. Tornado warning and the satellite goes out. You bitches are my eyes and ears for a while

Posted by dougie on 03/29/14 at 08:19 PM ET

SK77's avatar

Wow, what a save by Toronto on Jurco’s almost breakaway.

Posted by SK77 on 03/29/14 at 08:19 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Helm, you magnificent bitch!!!!!!

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/29/14 at 08:20 PM ET

SK77's avatar

DARREN FUCHIN HELM !!!!! 

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Posted by SK77 on 03/29/14 at 08:21 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

CURLY FRIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Helmer x3

4-2

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/29/14 at 08:21 PM ET

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Hat’s for Helm!!!!!!!!

Posted by Lidstromfan on 03/29/14 at 08:21 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

SWEET - 4-2 WINGS

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 03/29/14 at 08:21 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Curley fries Bitches

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 03/29/14 at 08:21 PM ET

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