Kukla's Korner

Abel to Yzerman

Wing Fans: Settle Down, Give Hiller “His Props” And Blame It On Fashion

I’m sure the reaction will be wide, varied and explosive today.  After six hours I’ve mellowed a bit.

Worse call than the ‘99 fiasco.  Completely reflective of the incompetence that surrounds the Bettman regime like a pathetic cloud of horrendous body odor that can’t be scrubbed, washed, sprayed or prayed away.  Oh, and the excuses are already starting from the bone-jobs who claim to represent NHL officials.


McGuire indicated Watson might have lost sight of the puck because of Anaheim’s uniform colors.

“A combination of the black puck and the black pants may have been a factor,’’ McGuire said. “But when he didn’t see the puck, he blew the whistle.’‘

Not Pierre, but I see how you could be confused.  That’s E.J. McGuire, the “series manager and spokesman for officials.”


Continue Reading »

Filed in: | Abel to Yzerman | Permalink


If you haven’t seen it, you will.

The officiating in this league is the most pathetic of anything just south of professional wrestling.

But the league’s healthier than ever, eh Gary?  Is this how you want your playoff games decided?

I’m two games away from being done with this whole charade.

Continue Reading »

Filed in: | Abel to Yzerman | Permalink

Twelve Hours Out Of Mackinaw City And It’s Time For A Live Blog

One: there’s no frigging way the Chicago game’s over by 2230.  Thanks Gary. Ass. 

Two: I just spent the last three hours walking the sidewalks of my neighborhood, making a list.

By my count there are sixteen domestic pets on the east side of my street.  Twelve on the west.

Continue Reading »

Filed in: | Abel to Yzerman | Permalink

Who’s This Mandingo Guy?

Trying to go all high-class and scholarly on us. 

And absolutely drilling the Canadien(an) MSM. 

But watching, for instance, the rest of the Hockey Night in Canada crew’s reaction to the Mike Brown hit on Jiri Hudler—and their barely contained joy that he was left bloodied and dazed on the ice by a guy four inches taller and 30 pounds heavier—you almost get the sense that for them the hit was the realization of some deep-seated revenge fantasy. That Mike Brown is an American doesn’t really matter. He’s not European, and that’s good enough. Whatever your opinion of the Mike Brown hit—I personally think a good argument can be made that it wasn’t suspension-worthy—it’s hard not to be a little disturbed by the way some in the Canadian media seemed to take a perverse joy in it.

More over at the KK Member’s Blog.

Filed in: | Abel to Yzerman | Permalink

GDT - W.C. Semifinals, Game 3: Red Wings (1-1) at Ducks (1-1)  (10:30)

Two games played (well 2 2/3 games).  Each team has six goals, and the series is tied at one game apiece.  Could it get any tighter, could the stress be any greater?  Following the game 2 loss, Uncle Mike does not seem overly concerned:  “We had a five-hour flight, which gave us the opportunity for consideration,” Babcock said. “We went through the tape and decided we were fine.”  However, he did say this about the Wings shot selection:  “We have to be much harder on him[Hiller],” Babcock said. “I don’t think lobbing shots into his glove is making it hard.”

The trio of Datsyuk, Hossa, and Holmstrom have combined for one assist and are a collective minus-6 with 25 shots through two games. The Highlander was extremely critical of Datsyuk’s play on the OT winning goal:  “Datsyuk looked bad on the winning goal. He waved at Marchant just inside the blue line.”

Gut-check time tonight.  The Wings first adversity, of any kind, in these playoffs.  Who, if anyone, steps up for the Wings?  Babcock believes his “A players” will: “The good thing about those guys is they know what’s taking place thus far in the playoffs and this series and they know they have to be better.”  I hope to hell he is right.

UPDATES in this thread throughout the day (that is, of course, if your diggers actually report anything).  See you tonight, Bitches.

Continue Reading »

Filed in: | Abel to Yzerman | Permalink

Cinco De Suck On This Poultry

As you can see, as a means to deal with the stress…I’ve taken the high road.

Plus, there’s this.

Continue Reading »

Filed in: | Abel to Yzerman | Permalink

Khan(!): Rafalski, Draper Definitely Out.  Another Quality 7 Minutes On Tap For Chelios.


Update from Monday’s late afternoon practice: Red Wings coach Mike Babcock said Brian Rafalski (upper-body injury) won’t play Tuesday in Game 3 vs. the Ducks, but he remains hopeful for Game 4. Rafalski did not skate Monday.

Kris Draper (upper-body injury) said doctors ruled him out for Game 3. He will be evaluated on a game-by-game basis.

Babcock said there will be no lineup or line changes for Game 3. Chris Chelios will continue playing instead of Derek Meech.


Filed in: | Abel to Yzerman | Permalink

Tick Tock: Rafalski Doubtful For Game 3

Kenny Holland, on the Fan 590, just said Brian Rafalski and Kris Draper both made the trip to the hockey hotbed of Anaheim.  He doesn’t expect Rafalski to play tomorrow night but does anticipate him in the lineup at some point this series.

No further mention on Draper, or what the extent of Rafalski’s injury is, or whether lying in a puddle of your own feces for approximately 30 consecutive hours can cause permanent health damage.  I’ll let you know on the latter.

But…what good would it do for Holland to say Rafalski’s in?  Lie to us Kenny.  We dig it.

Filed in: | Abel to Yzerman | Permalink

Back To Reality

I’m sure exactly none of you were shocked to discover absolutely nothing on this blog early this morning.  And you know as well as I do that if the Wings had won yesterday, there would have been all sorts of activity. Witty, juvenile inside jokes.  Pot shots at the Poultry and probably a few at the Blues and Dive fans because that’s what I do when I’m happy.

Instead I spent most of the morning in some sort of…state.

Continue Reading »

Filed in: | Abel to Yzerman | Permalink

Just How Far Away Is That Pie In The Sky Summit,  Anyway?  Oh.  11 Games?  Awesome.

The Swiss Boy.  Yesterday.


“It was nothing special,” Hiller said. “These days pretty much every team you play, especially in the playoffs, try to put guys in front of you, get shots through traffic. It was the same against San Jose (in the first round). I didn’t think it was much different.”

Dude. You’ve played 7 career NHL playoffs games.  And the Wings were rusty. 

Stand by.

Continue Reading »

Filed in: | Abel to Yzerman | Permalink

« Previous       ‹ First  < 568 569 570 571 572 >  Last ›      Next »

About Abel to Yzerman

Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com


Most Recent Blog Posts