Abel to Yzerman
A Christmas Eve spin around the hockey sphere. You should know that as I bring you this hearth-warming holiday edition, I do so to the sounds of the Beatles “Love” album. If you’re a Beatles fan, and you haven’t heard this thing…get it. Download it, pirate it, buy it, borrow or steal it.
We begin with Jes Golbez, a true poet.
Joe Thornton was nestled all snug in his bed
While visions of Sudafed danced in his head.
And Rolston in his ‘kerchief, and Walz in his cap
Had just settled down and started playing the trap,
When out on the ice arose such a clatter…
Could it be that Jeff O’Neill possibly got fatter?
Away to ice, JFJ went like a flash,
and said “I can’t believe I paid 2 milion for this trash”
Oh, I don't mean for the entire league. Just the Wings. It's not fun anymore. My children start to cry when there's a tie at the end of regulation. I don't know if that's because they know the Wings are going to lose (errr, only earn one point) or because they know I'll force them to watch five more minutes of hockey instead of Squarepants or even sleep. I'd like to tell you my daughters are becoming Wing fanatics...but it's been a tough sell. Yes, I'm stalling.
If you haven't checked out the newest Wings blog, Gloveside...do so now. These guys are funny and that site is improving every week. Their latest addition? The Dunk Tank, where JD or Brennan give you the chance to bash the Wings' most recent opposition. I'm guessing that January 9th may be a very special day at Gloveside.
I'm back in Tennessee for the weekend. Just crossing into this state seems to slow my brain down. There's an all-star injustice brewing and it has nothing to do with Rory Fitzpatrick. Unless, of course, Fitzpatrick is voted in as a starting goalie...which isn't out of the realm of possibility at this point. Dominik Hasek, not even listed on Little Gary's ballot, has played as well as any goalie in the league up to this point. And, no longer is he the product of just a stingy defense. Now he's becoming the difference.
I guess three games against the Wings has at least one Minnesota blogger feeling frisky.
What has happened to the self-proclaimed Hockeytown USA? Every time I tune into a Wings game I see scores of empty seats, many near ice level. Maybe everyone's using the restrooms or something. Or maybe the charm of having a winning hockey team has worn off a bit. Or it could be bad traffic. Or maybe, just maybe, Detroit isn't the hockey hotbed it claims to be.Every time you tune into a Wing game? Don't you mean every time you read a Detroit paper on game day? Yeah, that's today's Free Press. Pure coincidence, I'm sure.
Via USA Today,
The Wings figured they could play half a year with him and if it didn’t work, there would be an available goaltender on the trade block.
Open this package halfway, because Hasek knew what the deal was. The first half of the season was a “prove us wrong” set. Now that he is No. 1, Detroit has to hope his first half performance will last all season long.
Why? You know the answer. You know my definition of "genius." Anyone who thinks like me is, well, a genius. I opened up all the Wing blogs in separate windows this morning, with the intent of taking you on a tour of the Wingsphereoblogs. But found Dave had beaten me to the punch. Have at it. Good stuff.
You know…the more I think about it, the more I’m warming to the idea of an eventual hate-hate relationship with Columbus and their admirable corps of bloggers.
The Wings are adrift…floating at sea in search of a team to replace the downtrodden ‘dique as a primary rival. Oh, I know…there’s always Bubba. I don’t like ‘em either. But, the prospect of a hate-fest with the Jackets is so much more appealing, on so many levels.
The Wings are mystified at this season’s drop in attendance.
Shawn Windsor/Detroit Free Press
But too often lately, the Wings’ brass have looked out and seen chunks of empty seats.
“It’s hard to put your finger on it,” said Jimmy Devellano, the team’s senior vice president.
I’ve got ten fingers.
Oh, the horror. Just three days before Christmas and we're wringing our hands because write-in 'Nuck Rory Fitzpatrick has vaulted ahead of St. Nick The Captain. Ted Kulfan was astounded this morning, as we've already mentioned. Thankfully, James Mirtle sees the campaign for what it is.
...the impetus behind Fitzpatrick's rocket up the all-star balloting vote has been nothing more than a clever program that votes for the blueliner. Over and over — and over again.Please tell me you're not stressing over this. If you are, and you've voted, you have only yourselves to blame. Fan all star voting is the biggest common joke in all of sport. A popularity contest, a finger stamina exercise. Wing message boards are rife with outrage. Anguished cries of protest, demands to go Chicago on the ballots through 2 January when the "polls" close. Until the all star rosters are determined by the players themselves, with maybe the exception of one write-in for each side, who represents each team means nothing. We, the fans, proved long ago that we can't be trusted to vote based on stats and talent alone. Would you have voted for Patrick Roy in '97? I know I wouldn't have. I, for one, hope Fitzpatrick not only starts, but ends up the top vote getter for defensemen....just to see how Little Gary handles that one.
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