Abel to Yzerman
You know, it takes a certain brand of ignorance to blame Gary Lenore Bettman every time I have to stay up late. If we were in the Eastern Conference, as baby Jesus intended, there would still be at least one trip to the Provinces each year. But this one’s easy. Twice in a span of three weeks? Yeah, I’m awake. But I’m pissed about it. Your Far West live blog starts now.
Actual news…Nik Kronwall’s injured…again. It’s a groin thing. Derek Meech makes his season debut tonite.
So it looks like, due to the PPV conspiracy going on out in the far West, the game won’t begin until 2246 tonight. Nice. Yes, I’ll try another live blog. But we have to come up with something unique, some odd twist, something that will keep me awake.
Update below: there is a poll at the bottom of this post, and the results are shocking.
This is about a week old. You may have seen it. I had not. It made me happy and hopefully it has the same effect on you.
Stu Nahan, in the second round of the second Balboa/Creed fight, said, “...and I thought Balboa took a beating the first time these two fought but this is a butchering. That’s what it is, plain old butchering.” Rocky, of course, eventually wore the Master of Disaster down, waited until the 13th to break a few more of his ribs, then miraculously rose to his feet as the Spectrum crowd sobbed in joy. It was, as Rocky would tell you, the greatest moment of his life—with the exception of his kid being born.
Last night was, as Stu would tell you, a butchering from start to finish. Every facet. Every shift. San Jose can go 65 and 5 the rest of the way, but they’re not beating Detroit in a playoff series. Not after last May and not after last night.
Not sure if his dirtbag agent Mark Lapush is headed with him, but Igor Grigorenko’s days in the United States—and as a member of the Organ-I-zation—have drawn to a disappointing close. According to the anti-digger, Bruce MacLeod, it was eventually the Hasek hip “irritation” that forced the decision. When the Wings brought up Howard, someone had to go and Uncle Mike’s too pleased with Ellis or Downey to send them down.
What an ironic lesson for Grigorenko, if you think about it. Two gritty scrappers work their tails off to stay on the team and you’re headed home because you don’t have the ethic to compete on a consistent basis.
Draper extends. Grigorenko’s on the verge of deportation. Markov may beat him home by a few days. Hasek’s hip is “irritating” him. Verizon Fios continues to suck and suck hard. Halloween’s around the corner, but apparently we can’t call it Halloween anymore.
All those things are making my brain fuzzy today. Thankfully, with the exception of HALLOWEEN, A2Y readers have been eloquently chiming in. If you’ve missed their comments (and those from other blogs), I’ll be your huckleberry and give them the prominence they deserve.
Various sources reported it last night. Kris Draper and the Wings have worked out an extension that will keep him in Hocke…errrr, Detroit.
Draper, 36, is in the final year of a contract that pays him $2.128 million this season. He will earn $1.85 million next season, $1.65 million in 2009-10 and $1.25 million in 2010-11. He was offered a one-, two- or three-year deal and opted for the security of a longer term. The deal might be announced today.
TSN also has it.
Draper is still one of the top 5 defensive forwards in the game, top 3 faceoff men, and now one of the top five bargains in the NHL.
Of all the ailments, it had to be a hip. It had to be the malady most closely associated with the elderly. My only question is did Dominik Hasek fall down and break his hip? Is that the irritation? Does he have a clapper now? What the hell is “hip irritation”?
Here we go. Fire up the train boys and girls because the long season of uncertainty begins tonite with young Jimmy backing up your once and current favorite whipping boy (well…second favorite) Chris Osgood. The bunnies are in a fervor, while the rest of us fall back into a routine we’re all too comfortable with.
The chances of Igor Grigorenko staying in Detroit past November 1st are, in my opinion, zero. Too many factors conspiring against him: he played like garbage in TC and in the pre-season, played like garbage in Grand Rapids, the Wings’ success without him. A2Y Russian correspondent, Green Bay Mike, found another Larin/Grigorenko interview and provides a translation. Larin, as usual, seems intent on seeking out conspiracies and pushing for a Datsyuk/Grigorenko tandem.
Once again, the A2Y readers have spoken in numbers that astound even the most jaded of attendance counters at JLA. 129 of you chimed in to name the Datsyuk, Zetterberg, Holmstrom line. Long winded? Yes. Cumbersome? Yes. Begging for brevity? Naturally. Funny? Absolutely.
About Abel to Yzerman
Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977. No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y. Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation. There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature. Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: email@example.com