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We Have Imagery…And Big News

First, I asked you kindly to submit your art. I asked you to express yourselves, to show us a part of you never before revealed.  Some of you have taken that request to heart.

If I remembered the theme to the Waltons, I’d hum it for you now.  These images are going to have that kind of effect on you.  Please, gather your children.

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Good News For Wings’ Central Sisters

No not really. But hey, any time I can rile up the Bitter Blues fans?  I’ll take it

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Now Is Not The Right Time To Grow Up

Look. It’s not like we didn’t see this coming.  It’s not as if we expected that the Finals would, umm, refine us as a group of 19 Wing fans.  So we have a choice.  We can raise our level of conversation.  We can combat the evil hordes at Pensblog with statistical references and mythical powerpoint presentations dating back to the 2003 draft…

...or we can fall back on what we know.  We can let our instincts guide us to that haven of juvenilacity where we feel warm and secure.


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Early Tuesday Dallas Digging

Reaction from Dallas/Ft. Worth.  Jen Floyd Hyphen Engel can go back to her Dem Cowboys worship.  Hockey’s over.  A few more parting shots and she’s history until January, I’m thinking.

Mini-Mo has a crusty, bright red, rectangular mark on his face that just so happens to resemble the shaft of a hockey stick, like maybe he had been cross-checked in Game 5 or something.

Wings forward Kris Draper said he did not remember his involvement in this incident. Why do I think Draper is going to remember Monday’s cross-check?


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Game 7? (Not Necessary)

Kris Draper headbutted his boys back to where they belong.  Dallas Drake steamrolled them there.  Chris Osgood, a decade removed from the last time he ripped the heart out of Dallas, withstood a final barrage more ferocious than anything he’s faced this year.

And the Stress Train pulls in for maintenance.  Everybody off.  I’m serious.  Clean yourselves.  Meet your families. 

Gary’s Baby Boy awaits.  But not for four more days.

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He Wants To Live Like A Sailor At Sea…And He Wants To Host A Game 6 Live Blog

You’re damn right I switched to Seger.  It’s not Night Moves.

Name it.

Then finish it.  Please.

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Sitting Chelios: The Consequences

A2Y reader number 19.5, Grampa Pinhead, must find himself in quite the quandary right about now. 

Gramps has been Andres Lilja’s staunchest (and pretty much only) defender here for two years running.  But Gramps is also an advocate of playing the vets when you can. 

So, if Chelios sits tonite due “to a leg injury”?

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Uncle Mike Makes His Move

According to the Anti-Digger, the top line’s staying intact.  The rest?  Shuffled.

Jiri Hudler will be on the second line tonight where he played most of Game 5. Mikael Samuelsson is on the third line with Kirk Maltby down on the fourth.

“I thought Draper and Dallas Drake did a good job on the forecheck, turning pucks over,” said coach Mike Babcock. “With Maltby on that line, he’s not as dangerous as Sammy. So that’s why I’ve done that. And that gives my other group (fourth line) two good skaters (Helm and Maltby). On the road, matchups aren’t as easy to get ... I want to have four groups at 40 seconds apiece, not six groups at 60 seconds apiece.”

Start drinking now.  Chelios may sit.

And Lilja may play.

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Line ‘em Up

You know he’s tempted.  He’s been there before, even caved a few times.  The temptation of which I speak? 

Break up the circus.  Uncle Mike’s pondering it today, as we all are.

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Finally…I Know What We Need

And what we need, believe it or not, is more cowbell.

When I started the Chief Jeep this morning, I was greeted by REO Speedwagon.  Kevin Cronin, in tears, telling me he’d keep on loving me.  How did such a good band turn so horribly bad so quickly?

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About Abel to Yzerman

Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com


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