Abel to Yzerman
A lot of Sundays I drink a little to prepare for the inevitable soul crushing I can rightfully expect at the hands of the Detroit Lions. I tell you this because by the time the Walking Dead come on at like 2100, I'm usually..."napping."
So we watch it on Monday.
Last night, Rick's son Carl, of the long stupid hair and the one eye and the attitude of a teenager that seems to have survived the end of civilization, because teenagers' attitudes are indestructably bad...well Carl was in the back of a refrigerator truck.
I'll say it again, and I'll mean it this time: It's December and our hopes rest with the Lions.
Last night was disgusting.
But, you handled it admirably.
And that, in itself, is yet another referendum on Kenneth Holland.
Jared Comeau makes his NHL debut tonight. That's something I predicted earlier this year, but that it would come as a result of James Tiberius Howard's ascension to the number 1 spot and a Mrazek trade out of Detroit.
Now Jimmy's dong is hurting and those plans will have to wait.
Before the last game against Dallas, I went ahead and looked at the standings. The Wings were behind 7 teams for the final wild card. That made me sad.
After the game I looked again, and man things are looking up.
Now we're behind only five.
But wait, according to the interns from Wayne State...if we win tonite, and NJ loses (if they even play and you know I'm not gonna look), then we're in the second wild card spot and next thing you know we're all clamoring for Finals tickets and then the hookers are wheeling up from down river and the fire trucks are lining Woodward and we've got ourselves a damn June parade.
And when your hopes are pinned on THAT team in November? Well, that's just not good.
If any of you thought I'd be in any condition to Live Blog on Saturday night, then you just don't know me at all.
Thanks to the Emperor for filling in, and I have no doubt he knew he'd have to the minute the first down that wasn't was called a first down in Columbus.
Paul here for Bill who may still be smashing things.
Petr Mrazek looking for his first home win in over a month. Miller in for Ott and XO for Kronwall.
Detroit needs to keep the turnovers to a minimum and take advantage of their offensive opportunities. Carey Price is the top goaltender in the world right now but can be beaten but the Wings need to make it tough on him.
Anyone else agree? Anthony Mantha looks like he belongs in the NHL, no more Grand Rapids for him.
Enjoy the game, LGRW.
Let's get this out of the way right up front: LGRW.
We've reached the point where this question must be asked. What is more depressing, this question from Bradley97 on TMR today...
Am I being too optimistic thinking Glendening is merely keeping Jurco’s spot warm?
...or this, also from Brendan Savage earlier?
The game is a matchup between the two worst teams in the Atlantic Division. Buffalo is in seventh place with 18 points, one more than the Red Wings. They also rank 14th and 15th in the Eastern Conference. The Islanders are in last place in the East.
40 years ago today, the greatest heavyweight fighter in boxing history, Rocky Jebediah Balboa, was introduced to the greater American public via the magic of the big screen. We witnessed his angry destruction of one Spider Rico then sat, transfixed, for 112 more minutes as he authored (with a very limited vocabulary) the greatest story of grit and toughness any of us had ever seen. Ever.
40 years ago today, the Detroit Red Wings were in the midst of authoring (with a very limited amount of talent), one of the worst seasons in NHL history. Ever.
Naturally, you understand that's a line from the ultimate old person song, "Eleanor Rigby."
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